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Zedric Eats Tonight

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"They say he's the most evil beast to ever live," said Grindly-Fig the dwarf to the newcomer. "His whole family have left him, all but his youngest daugther. And she's her father's child, let me tell you."

"How would you know, Grindly?" scoffed Fuddle-Fig. "You've never met her. I have. I've looked into those cold eyes. She's more than her father's daughter, let me tell you. She's her own kind of evil."

"Well, I know because mother told me," said Grindly, rather lamely. Grindly and Fuddle were brothers, two of 13. Their mother had died some years ago.

"Mother met Zedric's daughter, it is true," said Fuddle-Fig. "She was brave than you, Grindly."

"Well I'm gonig this time!" said Grindly, with much bravado. He hadn't actually intended to go.

"Jolly good!" said Timmy-Trump, the newcomer. "This will be a roaring adventure! But I don't like what you said about evil..." Fuddle-Fig scoffed. His oldest brother Grayson-Fig turned round from sharpening his axe and took in Timmy-Trump with his wizened eyes. Clearly he didn't like what he saw.

"It matters not if you like it," said Grayson, with disdain. "Zedric the purest form of evil I have ever encountered. He kills for fun alone these days. No, not even for fun. He kills because it's part of his routine. As normal to him as brushing your beard no doubt is to you." Timmy-Trump had a well-groomed beard. "As normal as putting on a pair of boots."

"Gosh!" said Timmy-Trump. "And you really think this weapon you found will be able to kill him?"

"We know it will," said Fuddle-Fig, confidently, a cruel smile on his dwarf face. "It killed Suspiria. Zedric's wife."

TO BE CONTINUED
 
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