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Zodiac: Bad dog and me. We are your worst fucking nightmare.

For the memories.

orry, but no matter how long you try to hold out
FLOOZY: He does bad dog.. and touches himself while typing it
Zodiac: We'll get the best of your.
Enemigo: you need a labiaplasty you cow
Zodiac: You remember this fact.
SilentDiscord: Oooh, Enemigo, did I touch a nerve?
Zodiac: You will resort to admin shittery, when the time comes.
Enemigo: now we have a fag hag
Zodiacs Cunt: what is a labiaplasty?
FLOOZY: lol@ any stright dude that would research labiaplastes
Zodiac: Remember this.
Zodiac: Finally, A dual account in my honor.
Enemigo: look in the mirror
FLOOZY: OMG so lame
Zodiac: We ain't shit. We're just two posters.
Zodiacs Cunt: Zodiac is my Hero!
Bad dog: LMAO THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL
FLOOZY: and you just a lil bitch boy
Zodiac: Amd we have a special pink usergroup in our name.
Enemigo: thanks for the opportunity to abuse you
Zodiac: You have zero experience with trolls, do you?
FLOOZY: OooOo.. pink font.. a real deterent.. @@
Zodiac: We are the fucking slime of the Internet.
Enemigo: have fun girls
FLOOZY: that would be them more than us FACT
SilentDiscord: Oh, Enemigo, you're leaving?
SilentDiscord: So sad.
Bad dog: TOO EASY, THEY WILL NEVER LEAVE HERE AND TAKE ANY PUNISHMENT , WE WILL HAVE TO SLAP THEM AROUND RIGHT HERE.
Zodiac: And we're damn proud of it.
FLOOZY: he is goin to go cry
Zodiacs Cunt: Eneme amigo dude, do you have a girlfriend?
Enemigo: i woud rather watch a fish tank
FLOOZY: then do it
FLOOZY: but you can't walk away
Enemigo: done
FLOOZY: your still here
Zodiac: They'll pretend they'll leave. Like yesterday.
FLOOZY: no slef control
SilentDiscord: They can't leave
FLOOZY: or even self control
FLOOZY: I bet he is lurking
Bad dog: I SAY WE TAKE THIS FORUM OVER AND KICK THE WIMPS OUT.
SilentDiscord: Of course he is
FLOOZY: how much you wanna bet
Zodiac: While we bast them on a fucking stick, and giggle at the fact these tards can't muster a good defense.
FLOOZY: they couldn't with warning even
Zodiac: I'm having fun. Let's hold that other stuff for now.
FLOOZY: they will ban us
Zodiac: I like the smell of n00bs in the morning.
FLOOZY: a big snore
SilentDiscord: I'm having a ball
Zodiacs Cunt: When can I fucking Post?!
Bad dog: GOOD TIME
SilentDiscord: Just wish the fuckers would grow some balls and come out to play
FLOOZY: I want a shout box like this
Zodiac: BUT BE CAREFUL, BAD DOG. THEY MIGHT FLAME YOU
Zodiac: THAT THERE IS SERIOUS SHIT
SilentDiscord: OH NOES
Bad dog: ITS A GOOD SHOUT BOX, A BIT SLOW THOUGH
FLOOZY: yes but it is like an open chat room without the cyber jockies
Gordon: You are all homo-phobic haters and racists
Zodiac: I wonder about the pink stuff
FLOOZY: fuck you gordon faggot
SilentDiscord: Go suck a cock, fag
FLOOZY: I left ya lil present in no holes barred
Zodiac: When the HEAD HONCHO here sees it. He'll be put into a tight spot.
FLOOZY: sounds fun
Bad dog: THEY RUN OFF AND HIDE? THATS WEAK.
FLOOZY: trying to show self control by lurking
FLOOZY: is what they are doing
Zodiac: Of course it's weak. All they have is a bunch of text.
Zodiacs Cunt: Lurkerz!
FLOOZY: brb
Bad dog: THIER MOMS NEEDED TO USE THE PHONE
Zodiac: Blah fucking blah. No action. Let's not expect this to be somethign else than another raping of another shit board.
 
http://www.digitalstrife.net/index.php





COTT: Hahaha you guys are pink
SCOTT: Where am I?
Zodiac: Nervous?
SCOTT: I was led to believe this was a yugioh forum
SilentDiscord: Wow... for being flamers you all are pussies.
Zodiac: We aren't flamers. We're Trolls. And we're damn fucking proud of it.
 
bad dog said:
LMAO, This rocks!
How DARE You. IT IS VERY SERIOUS FLAMING ART FORUM SHIT.


I've had a post above mine edited thanks to superior forum powerz. I've had them piss their pants due to my simple questions.

My troll queen, missmanners, has been banned from their shoutbox. Because they're so cool, and thought she was from Brawl Hall.

I've been accused of being LoCo, the cuntflapping idiot who thought I was a n00b.
http://brawl-hall.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131686

A friend and me went there and they implemented a special type of usergroup which has a pink username for its shoutbox.

My friend has a special dual account bitch named after him, which was registered within 15 minutes and designed

That friend is Bad Dog, BTW.
 
can douche it
FLOOZY: No bad dog.. he is trying to hide evidence
Bad dog: IM LAUGHING,
Gordon: do they make like butterscotch douche?
Gordon: I'd like my ass to taste like butterscotch
Gordon: that would be cool
Gordon: my boyfriend's fave candy are those hard butterscotch candies
FLOOZY: got some candy for you gordon
Gordon: is it ok if I regift it?
Gordon: there's a candy store here but it's run by a redneck contard
FLOOZY: you will like it :)
Gordon: I can't buy candy there without him beating my ass
Zodiac: Bad dog, you still there?
Gordon: it's so unfair to be gay and smart in a world populated by contards
Dopeman: zodiac wants to make out with his husband
Gordon: ewwww Zodiac is a gurl?
SilentDiscord: Mmmm bored again
Gordon: yuck
Bad dog: GET OFF THE GAY KICK DM, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.
Dopeman: no, zodiac isnt a girl
Zodiac: Shut up, you trolled pissants. I am speaking to Bad dog. My equal.
Dopeman: just a faggot
Zodiac: They've messed with my account, and probably yours as well.
Zodiac: That's how fucking cool they are at this site.
Dopeman: "i am speaking to bad dog. my husband" lmfao @ the pinky homo
Zodiac: You and I got them to piss their fucking pants.
Zodiac: How disappointing.
Gordon: they're messing with accounts? That's illegal
FLOOZY: I am outta here peeps
Gordon: privacy and all that
FLOOZY: got to beef up my PC security
FLOOZY: lol
Gordon: they'll be in deep shit
SilentDiscord: See ya, Floozy.
Zodiac: Go hide.
Gordon: there's all kinds of privacy regulations when dealing with the public
Gordon: that's nasty bad shit
Zodiac: *very worried*
Gordon: ever seen those 4-page fine print privacy disclosures?
Zodiac: At this point, Bad dog is probably telling his friends about you people,
Bad dog: I cant even edit my profile here, LMAO WHAT WIMPS
Gordon: the government cracks all over that shit
Zodiac: And that's not something I want to be around when it happens.
Zodiac: You can't edit post either.
Zodiac: These people are that fucking cool.
Bad dog: SHOULD I TELL MY FRIENDS ABOUT THIS PLACE?
Bad dog: I SAY WE LET IT DIE AFTER WE TAKE OVER
Zodiac: I'm shocked you haven't.
Gordon: are any of them gay? I like this place
Gordon: except for the homophobes
Zodiac: Bad dog
Zodiac: Open the flood gates
Bad dog: WHAT?
Zodiac: I think you're as bored of this n00b shit as I am.
Gordon: uh oh
Gordon: this doesn't sound good
Dopeman: stop having sex, pinky fags
Bad dog: YEA! WHERES A FUN PLACE?
Zodiac: These fucklips haven't been very nice to you.
SilentDiscord: Flood gates!
Zodiac: I think they should get the worst.
Gordon: why do I get the image of sperm with floodgates?
Zodiac: But notice this
Bad dog: IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO TEACH THEM WHO IS BOSS.
Zodiac: They haven' banned us. Why?
Zodiac: They ban someone as innocent as missmanners from here
Bad dog: THEY WANT MEMBERS
Zodiac: They think we represent a gigantic fucking power. We do, but that's beside the point
Bad dog: THIS PLACE IS DEAD.
Gordon: not enough gay people
Zodiac: They're afraid.
 
They are still talking about you hours later! :lol:

HAVOK: fucking idiots
Sublime: hehehe
Enemigo: homoerotic fraternity daisy chain attack
Sublime: The Master Blaster has Transmogrified the field
Sublime: Whhhooooosssshhhhhh......... strike one!
Enemigo: the gates of hell opened
HAVOK: hey subby whats up mate?
HAVOK: Im just cleaning house
Sublime: All fine and having a nice morning here. DB still up in bed
Sublime: Well, me too. Am washing dishes in a moment
Captain Cuntox: Wankers... Not even good trolls.
Chickie: you know you liked it Capt
Chickie: lol
Chickie: hello sublime
Sublime: Goooood morning most scrumptious. All fine those sides?
Enemigo: were they somalian
Sublime: Hey, Somalians are busy at the moment and posses more class, trust me on that
Chickie: Sublime is hgung like a horse AND does the dishes....I want to be DB when I grow up
Sublime: Kenyans is my bet
Chickie: *hung
HAVOK: I want to know where they were from
Sublime: I like the hgung so. It has a sort of choking sound to it. How befitting
HAVOK: anybody know?
Chickie: trollkingdom is what WINO said
HAVOK: yea i noticed one of them had a trollkingdom email address
Sublime: But supposed to do what? Troll each other? With a massive amount of hand lotion?
HAVOK: exactly
HAVOK: I would guess by their intellect that they were kids
Enemigo: too much teeenage hormones
Chickie: they didnt use fake emails either
Chickie: must be new at this
HAVOK: i just moved three threads to urinal cakes
HAVOK: fuck'em
HAVOK: little bastards must think were going to spam them
HAVOK: hahahaha
Chickie: most are there, or dumpster...for those interested...lol
HAVOK: least of their worriess
Chickie: lol
Sublime: DB just woke up. Time for her personal butler to get the coffee done
HAVOK: pussy
HAVOK: lmao
Captain Cuntox: Always nice to kick a few teeth down throats. Lucky Rotwang wasn't here, he'd have tried to cyber them all...
Chickie: don't be a hater HAVOK
HAVOK: no doubt, that fucking pervert
Captain Cuntox: Didn't use fake emails? Oh my goodness. Sign the fuckers up to every dodgy mail list you know of :)
Enemigo: are they from Long Beach?
Digital Babe: hey havok, happy wife means happy life
Digital Babe: a principal that every wise man should apply
Sublime: Indeed. Like my father taught me, the last word in the house is always the man! When he says "Yes Darling"
Dr Hack: So I see the accack of the pinkies has ceased for the moment
Dr Hack: attack*
Digital Babe: you mean the attack of the Lepidopterans?
Dr Hack: Is the the homosexual frat that invaded here?
Dr Hack: if so, Yes
Digital Babe: hehehehe, Gulliver's liitle people
Digital Babe: little
Digital Babe: anyway lemme clean up a bit
TheLady: Goodness...you people are so very rude.
 
I can't see the Shoutbox. I've been banned from the site completely because I was posting bad stuff in there. Like.... "You people are nervous."
 
Oh and just so readers know: Most of our stuff were allusions towards attacking them. There was nothing specific planned. But they shat their pants either way.
 
Lovely folk, really.

TheLady: Goodness...you people are so very rude.
Digital Babe: so this is the transvestite? Lemme guess, Emily Howard?
TheLady: Excuse me?
Digital Babe: Haven't you seen Little Brittain? the man who is so obviously a woman and calls himself " A lady"?
Digital Babe: show us your tits Em
TheLady: No, I have not. I hate to disapoint you, but I am in fact, female. :S
Digital Babe: are you new?
Digital Babe: I don't check profiles, they all lie
TheLady: Yes I am.
Digital Babe: welcome to DS Lady
Digital Babe: forgive my intial impoliteness
TheLady: Thank you...I think.
Digital Babe: but you have to prove that you are indeed a lady
TheLady: No, I don't think I do. I don't really care what you believe and I am certainly not posting a picture of my unmentionables to prove it.
Digital Babe: unementionables? how about one of you in your unmentionables? such a quaint word
Digital Babe: ok, I'll let it go
Digital Babe: where did you hear about digital strife?
TheLady: You will have to use your imagination...if that includes a fascination with transexuals then so be it.
TheLady: Someone had it in a signature on another site somewhere. I can't remember whom.
 
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