Celebrities you'd like to fuck (HETERO MEN OR LESBOS NEED ONLY SHARE)

[Dracula]

Here's the chick I'd like to nail:

That dark, luscious skin. That exotic face. Those full lips wrapped around my manhood. She's the only good thing about that shitty show.

She's got the perfect body. Healthy, but not over-muscled. Perfect sized tits and a tight ass.

Mm mm. Tasty.

 

[Dracula]

And she's got those cute freckles...can picture her lookin up at me with her mouth full.

 

[Superman]

Well, I won't get as "detailed" as the original poster, but here's the beauty I wouldn't mind having as my Lois Lane:

She would have made the PERFECT Lois in Superman Returns, instead of Kate Bosworth, who was way too young and skinny.

\S/

 

[The Red Knight]

Alright, i'll play.

this here is Darla.

She was in a porno I watched last night called "Attack of the 500 Pound, Greasy Fat Whore."

You should see that scene where that guy is humping her to the point of a cumshot, and then realizes he never actually made it into her pussy. Took Darla and a couple of other people to peel back the layers and actually get a shot of the ol' hole.

I wouldnt mind gone a round or two with her.

TRK

 

[The Red Knight]

And oh man, that scene where she ate that game hen while also blowing that guy...that was something. The juices from the bird running down her chin onto her tits and then she was nibbling that guy's pole a little too hard...classic shit.

 

[Mentalist]

Here's the chick I'd like to nail:

That dark, luscious skin. That exotic face. Those full lips wrapped around my manhood. She's the only good thing about that shitty show.

She's got the perfect body. Healthy, but not over-muscled. Perfect sized tits and a tight ass.

Mm mm. Tasty.

Who the fuck is this ugly bitch?

Wait.. I don't care. You have no taste.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Celebs I would fuck in a heartbeat...

Kristin Bell. What can I say? I like me cute little blondes.

Evangeline Lilly. I would so stick it in her and break it off.

Jennifer Love Hewitt... the ONLY woman Hambil and I have in common.

Kelly Ripa....and we're back to the cute blondes.

Shania Twain. I don't think I have to explain why.

There are many more, but these are the ones who have privileged access at their leisure.

 

[Mentalist]

Emile de Ravin with dyed black hair and thigh high stockings and nothing else.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Davina McCall...pregnant and naked.

 

[Bickendan]

Dina Meyer

 

[Cassie]

I am not a lesbo, but I would be for Tricia Helfer.

 

[Gonad]

Kristy Swanson of the past.

 

[jack]

Claire Danes.

 

[jack]

The Olsen Twins, of course

 

[jack]

Anna Kournikova

 

[Kim Nyholm]

Anna Kournikova

She's young enough to be your granddaughter, munchkin.

 

[Toxicdistortion]

 

[jack]

She's young enough to be your granddaughter, munchkin.

Suck it, Hellman.

Oh that's right, I chased you off this board years ago :bigass: