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Viggo Mortenson

Hitler Kitty hates Viggo Mortenson, But not Sniper Kitty or MamaKitty!
 
Hitler Kitty said:
Hitler Kitty hates Viggo Mortenson, But not Sniper Kitty or MamaKitty!
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Dear Hitler Kitty, check out MamaKitty. She is the spawn of Empress Eloisel. Moi.
 
eloisel said:
You act like you wouldn't do dirty things with Viggo. Good. I would.
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Mom, Viggo is so not my type...

David Bowie Is my Type
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Till From Rammstein is my Type
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Hell, all of the guys from Rammstien I would do dirty things to
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Although I would do dirty things to Viggo before I had a threesome with these two.
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OMG - I knew them then. They were lots of fun. Bill did inhale. So did she.
 
eloisel said:
Dear Hitler Kitty, check out MamaKitty. She is the spawn of Empress Eloisel. Moi.
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Hitler Kitty would love to meet MamaKitty; but Hitler Kitty doesn't know if he can compete with David Bowie and the guys from Rammstein!
 
MamaKitty has a thing for men with bad teeth, apparently. NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
MamaKitty has a thing for men with bad teeth, apparently. NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
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well, I really have an issue with bad teeth, but if David will put in some false teeth then there is no issue ;)
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
MamaKitty has a thing for men with bad teeth, apparently. NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
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They have teeth? I couldn't get past the serious ugly to even see teeth.
 
Congrats to Viggo's penis, which earned an Academy Award nomination this morning.
 
eloisel said:
They have teeth? I couldn't get past the serious ugly to even see teeth.
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FUCK YOU MAN!!!!

Next time you are in my car, it's gonna be a Rammstein Marathon!
 
MamaKitty said:
FUCK YOU MAN!!!!

Next time you are in my car, it's gonna be a Rammstein Marathon!
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Yeah, well then you'd better be taking me someplace good and you pay the way if I have to listen to that crap. Otherwise, I'm digging out Josh Groban and Clay Aiken - maybe throw in some Babs for good measure.
 
eloisel said:
Yeah, well then you'd better be taking me someplace good and you pay the way if I have to listen to that crap. Otherwise, I'm digging out Josh Groban and Clay Aiken - maybe throw in some Babs for good measure.
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Not in my fucking car you ain't.
 
Yes, in your fucking car I will. Better look again at the ownership papers on that there automobile. Pay my way or listen to the music, kid.
 
eloisel said:
Yes, in your fucking car I will. Better look again at the ownership papers on that there automobile. Pay my way or listen to the music, kid.
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Nope, suck my dick! I am sure I have an extra one lying around somewhere..
 
eloisel said:
Yes, in your fucking car I will. Better look again at the ownership papers on that there automobile. Pay my way or listen to the music, kid.
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Besides, the fucking papers have my name on it to!!!! So FUCK you!
 
Oh, I see. You want me to take you out of my will.
 
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