A proposal for union.

[Dual]

I, Consul Dual of the Badlands, wish to extend a glorious proposal to you, our Mine Fielder cousins.

Throughout the lands, hordes of barbarians hostile to both of our factions swell in number. We have more in common with each other than either of us have with any of these barbarians, and thus it is that I propose that the Badlands and Minefield unite in a personal union under The Dork Lord, henceforth to be known as King Pickle I of the Badlands and the Mine Field.

I believe that by uniting, we shall greatly enrich both of our domains.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Get a job.

 

[Dual]

It's so hard to find a good paying/easy job in today's wintery economic climate.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's easier for me. Every single citizen of New York City is employed by one of the "Law & Order" shows.

 

[Dual]

Some guy offered to give me a hundred dollars if I'd let him blow me for fifteen minutes a few days ago.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What's the problem with that? It's not like he asked you to suck him.

 

[Dual]

No problem, really. I just got kind of sketched out and I'm weirded out by oral anyway because I'm afraid that they'll bite down or something, the guy offering to pay to do it just made it seem really suspicious.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Understood. There's less suspicion of that in gay bars. Or at least, there's a highly-developed radar for sorting out the creeps.

GAYS. WE KNOW EVERYTHING.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Nothing beats straight sex in the gay bar...NOTHING.

 

[jack]

Get a job.

I tried that this past week for really really real. Looks like I'm getting a second try at my old field. I'll find out tonight, but it's a pretty wonderful thing, the whole idea of it..

This nickel and dime hourly horseshit has sucked. Trying to figure it out has sucked. Everything has sucked/sucks.

I'd like to find out how well you suck too, Eggsy.

 

[jack]

Some guy offered to give me a hundred dollars if I'd let him blow me for fifteen minutes a few days ago.

You cant ever get sick from oral, unless you throw up before you come.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's the "under King Dork Lord" part that I have a problem with...

 

[whisky]

I think the mine field is fine as it is.

 

[Cassie]

Captain Wacky is the king of the Mine Field.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm growing weary of all this imposed structure and faux-fomality to both forums.

Take a breath. You're starting to ruin a good thing by overdefining and overhyping it.

Just post. Let history decide what it is later.

 

[Cassie]

I think they're just having some fun.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I know it's mostly parody in response to too much unfair thread deletion, but it's...aw hell who cares.

 

[Cassie]

I think a Dual/Pickle sex tape scandal would go a long way in restoring the Badlands to glory.

 

[Dual]

I briefly considered filming two pickles going at it puppet style on my webcam, but then I realised that I don't have any pickles.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Use a pair of green shoes.