Imagine you woke up and you were Max Rebo

[CaptainWacky]

Pretty much nothing good could come of that.

 

[Thrusty]

i would wake up not knowing who i am?

 

[whisky]

Little blue nappy wearing guy, Tomtrek will provide more details

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

At least I would be able to play an instrument.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Actually it would be the best day of my life becuase Max Rebo kicks ass.

 

[CaptainWacky]

lol he accepts Jaba's offer to be paid in food much to the chagrin of Sy Snootles, lol the band gets nine new members in the special edition competely invalidated earlier tales of them.

 

[whisky]

So where they on the barge when it blew, or where they safely in Jabbas palace?

 

[The Tomtrek]

They were on the Barge but they were able to escape before it exploded.

 

[whisky]

Yay!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Apparently they had a huge falling out after Jabba died and they split up, with Rebo joining the alliance and then opening a recurrent on Coruscant and becoming rich (seriously). Also Sy Snootles became addicted to spice and she never got her career back.

 

[whisky]

I always thought you sniffed spice, and she dosnt appear to have a nose.

It would be nice if they managed to insert Mara Jade into Jabbas palace if they ever do another restoration, since the EU retcons her into being there.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Yeah although she didn't really do much except see Luke kill the Rancor.

And do this.

Yeah.

 

[whisky]

That's enough though isn't it?

 

[CaptainWacky]

According to the EU, EVERYONE was in Jabba's Palace and EVERYONE who wasn't explicitly shown to die in ROTJ survived...oh, and Boba Fett survived too just because he was cool. And someone probably stole Jabba's brain and cloned him or put it in a spider-walker.

 

[whisky]

Even the emperor survived, by transfering his force spirit to a cloned body.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well the Dark Side of the Force can be a gateway to abilities some consider to be...unnatural.

 

[Yub]

I would grab the nearest blaster and paint the walls with Joh Yowza's little Yuzzum brain, cuz the Yuzzum eat Ewok babies.

 

[whisky]

Yuzzum sounds a lot like jizzum

 

[Ilyanna]

i would wake up not knowing who i am?

No big deal. Happens to me all the time.

According to the EU, EVERYONE was in Jabba's Palace and EVERYONE who wasn't explicitly shown to die in ROTJ survived...oh, and Boba Fett survived too just because he was cool. And someone probably stole Jabba's brain and cloned him or put it in a spider-walker.

Oh boy, the EU really has to have a finger in every pie, doesn't it? No wonder our constitution takes so long to be ratified.

 

[Cassie]

If KJA is writing the story, everyone gets a new robot body!