The Hot Blonde!

[Love Child]

Fucked me with a 2 way dildo!

Her clit rubbed up against mine

and we fucking had orgasms

and fucking sex!

We fucked!

She was fucking HAWT!

OMG!

FUCK YES!

 

[Loktar]

HAWT!

 

[Love Child]

i HAVE A fERENgi boneR TOO loKTar! wANNA Fcuke IT?!

 

[Loktar]

*is scared*

 

[Love Child]

BenD OVver lOKtaR! doN'T BE afRAid! iT WILL be liKE LAst TIMe ONly MorE lUBe!

 

[Love Child]

sUCK IT lOKDATARE! PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!

 

[Love Child]

kISS mE! fUCK me! bjONE ME! puT IT INOYOUR MOUTH1 FUCK ME HARD !lokATARE!

 

[Loktar]

DO NOT WANT!

CHIX WITH DIX!

*vomits as he runs*

 

[Love Child]

I don't have a dick! I HAVE A PUSSY!

 

[Loktar]

I don't have a dick! I HAVE A PUSSY!

LIEZ! YOU SAID YOU HAD A FERENGI BONER!

 

[Love Child]

LIEZ! YOU SAID YOU HAD A FERENGI BONER!

I know, I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about. I mean if I were a guy and I could have a boner, I think I would. I also think I would totally objectify woman and stuff too-and I would be looking at thier tits all the time-and I would call them tits-not boobs, not breasts, and I would look at thier asses, and thier long hair, and thier beautiful lips.
But when I look at guys, I look at thier eyes, and thier hair, and then sometimes other things, but mostly like thier smile, and thier face, and sometimes thier hips-cuz I love thier hips-that thing-you know that bone-not that one-but the other one.

 

[Love Child]

please tie me up and put a fucking gagh in my mouth and blindfold me.
OMG! Freudian sLIP!

 

[Loktar]

please tie me up and put a fucking gagh in my mouth and blindfold me.
OMG! Freudian sLIP!

Now that I can do!

*ties LC up sticks gagh in her mouth*

 

[The Dork Lord]

cum buckets?

 

[Loktar]

fun bagkets.

 

[The Dork Lord]

RUN, FAGGOTS!

 

[jack]

If I had tits, I'd just sit in a chair with my hand in my blouse all day.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'd most likely seduce men in order to get them to buy me things...

 

[Falconarg]

meh gays talkin

 

[jack]

what's that mean?