ATTN: MESSENGER

[The Dork Lord]

I know I'm a cunt. I know I'm a waste of space. I revel in the knowledge of my uselessness.

Sounds like a mantra.

 

[Gagh]

Narkissimus.

 

[Loktar]

Narkissimus.

Ferengi Holiday?

 

[Gagh]

It could well be! Does it involve boners?

 

[Gagh]

Because I hope not.

 

[Loktar]

It could well be! Does it involve boners?

Nope. Just ear sex.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Once you go black...you go deaf.

 

[Loktar]

Once you go black...you go deaf.

Speaking of which how come you never saw a black Ferengi?

 

[The Dork Lord]

The only time I remember seeing the Ferengi homeworld, it looked like a dark and gloomy place.

Perhaps the planet doesn't get enough sunlight (even in the "tropical regions") to produce a reaction to whatever their equivelant of melanin is?

 

[Loktar]

The only time I remember seeing the Ferengi homeworld, it looked like a dark and gloomy place.

Sort of like England.

(No offense intended)

 

[Gagh]

 

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