RANT

[Yub]

LET'S TALK ABOUT MUFFINS! I LIKE APPLE CINNAMON MUFFINS! THEY ARE OK! I ALSO LIKE DOUBLE CHOC MUFFINS WITH CREAM! THEY ARE ALSO OK! I BET MUFFINS WOULD TOTALLY COME UP WITH A UNIFIED FIELD THEORY IF THEY HAD BRAINS AND EYES AND LIMBS AND SUCH! ONCE A MUFFIN SPOKE TO ME IN MY DREAM AND TOLD ME TO ROCK! IT ALSO TOLD ME TO KILL CHER! I DIDN'T KILL HER THO AND HOW I WISH I HAD OBEYED THE DREAM MUFFIN AND BEEN REWARDED WITH HIS MUFFIN PROGENY!

 

[Loktar]

I WANT TO DREAM ABOUT MUFFINS INSTEAD OF DREAMING ABOUT MY FAMILY KNOWING ABOUT MY CROSSDRESSING AND HELPING ME PICK OUT OUTFITS. SAVE ME O MUFFIN DREAM MAN!

 

[Dark Pickle]

MAKE ME A SANDWICH, BITCH!

 

[Loktar]

MAKE ME A SANDWICH, BITCH!

*takes out a magic wand*

POOF!

You're a sandwich!

 

[Love Child]

MAKE ME A SANDWICH, BITCH!

MAKE YOUR OWN GOD DAMMED MOTHER FUCKING SANDWICH ASSHOLE!

I REALLY DON'T LIKE CALLING YOU THAT.


JERKFACE!

LOL.

 

[Dr Dave]

You show em.

 

[Yub]

MUFFINS DAMMIT THE TOPIC IS MUFFINS

 

[Loktar]

I had a cat named Muffins once.

 

[Dark Pickle]

MAKE YOUR OWN GOD DAMMED MOTHER FUCKING SANDWICH ASSHOLE!

I REALLY DON'T LIKE CALLING YOU THAT.


JERKFACE!

LOL.

I don't like calling you a bitch either...

 

[Dr Dave]

MUFFINS DAMMIT THE TOPIC IS MUFFINS

I don't feel like talking about those.

 

[Loktar]

I don't feel like talking about those.

Its alright. You're among friends. Tell us about the bad man that shoved a muffin up your arse.

 

[Dr Dave]

Nobody did that.

 

[Loktar]

Nobody did that.

Yet.

*grins evilly*

 

[Dr Dave]

I've been wanting to neg somebody.

It wont be you, who could I neg?

 

[Yub]

Flaccidarg.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Neg Me Hard!
Neg Me HArd Dr Dave!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Its all good now.
I'm ok with it.
I can handle it.
I can handle whatever comes my way.

 

[I Love Cunt]

MUFFINS DAMMIT THE TOPIC IS MUFFINS

Fuck You Yub! Go make me a Sandwich!


: P

LOL

You can keep your muffins!

Wait, I really do like muffins tho

poppy seed

and chocolate

and blueberry sometimes on a Sunday Morning

 

[Yub]

I'll make sandwiches with you LC!

 

[Dr Dave]

Make sure any of his fur doesn't get in your food.