I turned down sex last night

[Mirah]

I think I'm waiting until marriage.

 

[Mirah]

Actually, the whole I just want sex thing doesn't sound as appealing anymore. Is something wrong with me? Or is this how "normal" people are?

 

[Conchaga]

If not wanting sex is normal, then I don't want to be normal.

 

[Loktar]

Actually, the whole I just want sex thing doesn't sound as appealing anymore. Is something wrong with me? Or is this how "normal" people are?

Something is wrong with you. But no worries some hot sweaty dirty monkey sex will cure you.

 

[Loktar]

I think I'm waiting until Loktar.

And I read your post as this.

 

[Dark Pickle]

We both know that if I was there in person you wouldn't turn it down

 

[Conchaga]

The only way I know how to turn down sex is to lower the volume when watching porno.

 

[Yub]

I wish I had sex to turn down..

 

[Dark Pickle]

^See what happens when you're MARRIED!?!

 

[Yub]

It's not marriage that kills the sex life. It's the kids. I can't wander the house with a duck taped to my genitalia with them around.

 

[Loktar]

It's not marriage that kills the sex life. It's the kids. I can't wander the house with a duck taped to my genitalia with them around.

A little duck, duck, goose, eh chap?

wink wink nudge nudge.

 

[Volpone]

When I was an undergrad, going through a dry spell, in art class I mentioned that I thought sex was overrated. Without missing a beat the hot married chick at the easel next to me replied "That's because you've never done it wearing inversion boots."

Sadly, at the time I didn't understand the concept of "swinging". Or "cougars".