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Mirah, I Have A Big Meaty Dildo For You

Gonad

Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
Mirah, I Have A Big Meaty Dildo For You, but your box is full. Toss out that lowlife garbage and let some of this grade-A cock in.
 
Wow, it is a good thing that I Love Cunt, otherwise you'd never get this cum in your box.
 
I want to cum so bad
 
Mirah, your box is full.
 
She tasted goooood
sooooooo goooooood
do not be afraid Gonad of what you want
 
Shit. I will RECtify that iMEdiately! Give me about 10-20 seconds or so then.
 
I want to squeeze my eyes shut really tight. And make a penis grow out of the side of my hip. And then I want to shake my butt and watch my hip-penis jiggle around. Then I'll twist it and see if I can twist the tip 360-more, until it is no longer comfortable. We'll go from there.
 
You would like me to suck that cock
grind against your hip
and your tip
and suck on my nip
while I bite my lip
 
If you make me rhyme I'm just going to get goofy. I bet you can suck cock. Right now I'm thinking about what it would feel like if I had a cock and you were sucking it, playing around the tip with your tongue.
 
Interesting events.
 
Seattle doesn't have very many interesting events. There was a World Fair here in 1962 appx., and there is a corresponding Elvis movie, but that's about it.
 
Frasier broadcast from there for 10 years or so as well.
 
Nope. Not filmed in Seattle, just set there. I remember there was one episode where they did film on location and it made all the local news networks.
 
Don't mind me, ladies, I'm just doing an anti-cow post.
 
Ilyanna said:
Don't mind me, ladies, I'm just doing an anti-cow post.
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And doing a moovelous job at it too. Don't mind me just milking some puns and having an udderly good time.
 
lol!
 
Was the dildo actually made out of meat?

That sounds unsanitary.
 
In that case, a leather "condom" would solve the problem ;)
 
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