Pizza is a wonderful meal.  It contains many of the vital daily nutrients.  crust = grains, cheese = dairy, veggies = veggies, meat = protein, etc.  
The Big Baron was one of the Red Baron pizzas.  It was a larger box, and usually placed in the uppermost or lowermost shelves in the frozen food section.  It was a larger version of the standard Red Baron pizza (hence "Big Baron") it was rectangular, and I only ever saw it in Cheese or Pepperoni.  
My SO and I had it for dinner every Friday and Saturday night from spring of 2006 to whenever they stopped making it.  Summer/Fall 2007?  Makes me sad, because it was a staple of the beginning of our relationship.  Read my old posts and whenever I refer to watching tv or other activities, you can be sure that there was also a Big Baron eaten that night.
Answer for all of you guys:  Just eat a lot of fruit, and when you need salty food eat pretzels.