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Does Masturbation ever hurt you?

I Love Cunt

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Say after masturbating 3 times in one weekend, 2 in one day, or just several times in general, are you ever in pain from it?
 
Nope.
 
You are not doing it right.
 
I Love Cunt said:
You are not doing it right.
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Or maybe you're not doing it right. Masturbation is supposed to be pleasurable not painful.
 
It is pleasurable. Sometimes I just do it too hard is all. Same with Sex. Am I doing it wrong?! OMG
 
I Love Cunt said:
It is pleasurable. Sometimes I just do it too hard is all. Same with Sex. Am I doing it wrong?! OMG
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I wish I had a perfect big penis instead of this tiny, ugly scarred penis then maybe I could masturbate harder then.:(

So sorry I was whacked with a towel in the locker room in 4th grade and was too embarrassed to tell my mom and get to a doctor so I have all this scar tissue hanging off it.
 
Loktar said:
I wish I had a perfect big penis instead of this tiny, ugly scarred penis then maybe I could masturbate harder then.:(

So sorry I was whacked with a towel in the locker room in 4th grade and was too embarrassed to tell my mom and get to a doctor so I have all this scar tissue hanging off it.
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*Hug*
 
sometimes it gets a little sore, yeah.
 
C'MON BABY MAKE IT HURT SO GOOD!
SOMETIMES LOVE DON'T FEEL LIKE IT SHOULD...
 
Does Masturbation ever hurt you?
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Only when I'm doing it with my adamantium gauntlets on.
 
Wow, you fuckers are uptight.
 
The Watcher said:
sometimes it gets a little sore, yeah.
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I wasn't speaking of a little bit of soreness, I was talking of abdominal pains. Like maybe your ovaries or testicles-do they ever hurt? But nevermind, this topic is done for me now.
 
Mirah said:
I wasn't speaking of a little bit of soreness, I was talking of abdominal pains. Like maybe your ovaries or testicles-do they ever hurt? But nevermind, this topic is done for me now.
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That's pretty extreme...
 
Dark Pickle said:
That's pretty extreme...
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Indeed. You definitely are doing it too hard/very wrong if your ovaries and abs hurt.
 
I Love Cunt said:
Say after masturbating 3 times in one weekend, 2 in one day, or just several times in general, are you ever in pain from it?
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The only person that experiences pain during my time of masturbation would be the blue-eyed, blonde bitch who is doing the jerking. She does experience carpal tunnel syndrome from doing it so long, so I force her to shove my now wet schlong down her gullet, and tell it to suck it so hard her tongue gets caught in my pee-hole.
 
Very much illogic in your supposition ;)
 
Whenever I thug one out, it's almost always pain free. Oh well.
 
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