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Hello. Ask me anything.

Our Lady of Spam

Our Lady of Spam

I came for the cookies
Hello. Thankyou to the lovely young lady who let me out of Daycare. I still have no idea why they lock new people away like that. Nevermind. Seeing as I'm new here, the best way to break the ice is to ask me questions, it's always worked for me elsewhere.

I can answer a few straight away before they are asked.

1.No, I will photograph my naked self or any part thereof and show it to you.
2. No, I will not have someone else do it.
3. Yes, I am married.
4. No, I will not sleep with any of you.

That should save some energy on the part of all you eager young men. Ask away, dearies.
 
No. I am not a god. Silly question.
 
When someone asks you if you're a god...you...say...YES!
 
whats your husband's favorite thing to do or have done in the sac?
 
Can you go fuck yourself?
 
1.No, I will photograph my naked self or any part thereof and show it to you.
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LOL - guys, pls tell me I am not the first one to notice that.
 
Ilyanna said:
LOL - guys, pls tell me I am not the first one to notice that.
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Nope. I noticed it too. Lets see if we can exploit this loophole.
 
Our Lady of Spam said:
1.No, I will photograph my naked self or any part thereof and show it to you.
2. No, I will not have someone else do it.
3. Yes, I am married.
4. No, I will not sleep with any of you.
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Has your husband taken any photos of your naked self? If so, can we see those?

Loophole found.
 
Our Lady of Spam:

Besides being the patron of a processed pork product, what do you see as your "life's mission"?

-SB
 
Hello Our Lady of Spam! Welcome. How did you find this place?
 
Eep. That's what I get for typing without my glasses.

To clarify, no naked pictures. Ever.

Thursty, I'm not answering that. My sex life is for me and my hubby.

Darthsikle, I ought to wash out that dirty mouth with soap, but seeing as I will never meet you, I will trust that God has a plan for you.

Conchanga, you are a very naughty boy. No on both counts.

Sadistic, I am content to serve God and keep up with my collections.

Mirah, I quite honestly thought this was a board relating to these. I can see now I was horribly wrong. However I, with absolutely nothing to validate it, have a strong feeling that I should post here. Perhaps God wants me to do something here, I don't know.

Dark Pickle, God is love. Caring is love. Memes are not love. You are rather silly.
 
Are you Mommy Bridgette? Or some other crappy dual?
 
God invited our Lady of Spam. Neato. Thanks God.
 
And people wonder why I'm not a christian...
 
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