The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Don't trip over yourselves welcoming me 

hey Gonad, post the infamous letter.![]()
Don't trip over yourselves welcoming me![]()
Why's that? I thought he made things interesting![]()
Loktar, I'd drop your pants and suck your cock in a heartbeat. I'll get on my knees for you. I'll even cook you a couple of meals, kiss you good bye before you go to work and hell, who am I kidding-I'll be going to work, and you'll kiss me good bye and while I'm working my ass off you are at home making shockodoobie internet avs for your mass profiles. When I get home I'll sit on the couch and you'll not even look at me and then the cat will hop up into my lap and um this story sucks. Make it better.