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I am going to Rub My Name

I Love Cunt

I Love Cunt

Watch It
and have an orgasm
 
I had one opening this thread!
 
*fap*
 
I DON'T KNOW, CAN YOU!?!
 
Well now I have no one to watch me [/attention whore]
 
Loktar, you'd watch people fuck watermelons if it was given to you.
 
Dr Dave said:
Loktar, you'd watch people fuck watermelons if it was given to you.
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Yep. And I'd be envious of that watermelon, then enraged, then I'd murder that watermelon and then eat it out.
 
I want to throw the watermellon against the wall and fuck it hard and eat it out with you too. Spit the seeds in the air and let all the juices run down my chin.
 
I Love Cunt said:
I want to throw the watermellon against the wall and fuck it hard and eat it out with you too. Spit the seeds in the air and let all the juices run down my chin.
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Sounds good. Except I only eat seedless watermelon. I hate spitting out seeds.
 
What if it is seedless ILC?
 
How do you rub a Mirah?

Do you pat her tummy while rubbing her head?
Pet her like a cat or dog?
A gentle grandfatherly pat on the head?
 
Hmmmm a seedless watermellon, then there will only be licking, and eating and feasting. Could be very very good.
 
Kitty said:
How do you rub a Mirah?

Do you pat her tummy while rubbing her head?
Pet her like a cat or dog?
A gentle grandfatherly pat on the head?
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Rub a Mirah the right way, and Love Child appears, and gives you the BEST ORGASM YOU'LL EVER HAVE!

Rub a Mirah the wrong way, and Love Cunt tells you to fuck off and go to Hell!
 
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