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They sodomized me with a ten inch figurine of Janet Reno. Did I really deserve that, Loktar, did I?
 
They told me that if I use your card again, they'll water board me. Then theyll drape me in christmas lights and take pictures. To be quite honest, it sounds like it could be kinda fun.
 
They invited me to a BBQ next week, they said not to bring a date.

They want to fix me up with someone.

IS THIS ANOTHER STING?
 
Would you happen to know if Chris Hansen is on the guest list or not?
 
Kitty said:
They told me that if I use your card again, they'll water board me. Then theyll drape me in christmas lights and take pictures. To be quite honest, it sounds like it could be kinda fun.
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Stop making me jealous! I want some torture! Why won't the FBI return my calls!:(

*goes off on an angry spree of murder and rape*
 
Call them back and say you are a gun holding, abortion and socialism hating right winger. Also, mention your anti-Obama bumper sticker. Theyll be beating your door down.
 
Kitty said:
Call them back and say you are a gun holding, abortion and socialism hating right winger. Also, mention your anti-Obama bumper sticker. Theyll be beating your door down.
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WOOT!
 
Kitty said:
Call them back and say you are a gun holding, abortion and socialism hating right winger. Also, mention your anti-Obama bumper sticker. Theyll be beating your door down.
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LOLWUT?
 
You don't get it?
 
I'm pretty sure if you told a FBI, NSA, CIA or any government spook besides the secret service that, they'd buy you a beer.
 
Yale men don't drink beer.
 
They'd buy you a shot and a lapdance then.

I DON'T KNOW OK?
 
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