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The Dork Lord

The Dork Lord

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Ever heard of that, Loktar? No, I guess you haven't.

That's guy code. Means looking out for your buddy, before getting a piece of tail.

I guess being a virgin in your late 30's you've never heard of such a thing.

That's pretty sad nobody taught you :(
 
Pretty fucking pathetic actually; to be pussywhipped withoug atcually getting any pussy ;)
 
Pretty fucking pathetic actually; to be pussywhipped withoug atcually getting any pussy ;)
 
OMGZ DOUBLE POST :shock:
 
The Dork Lord said:
Ever heard of that, Loktar? No, I guess you haven't.

That's guy code. Means looking out for your buddy, before getting a piece of tail.

I guess being a virgin in your late 30's you've never heard of such a thing.

That's pretty sad nobody taught you :(
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Wah! Wah! Wah! You've created a monster and now you want him to be all tame, civilized and your puppet.
 
Oh no Dan.

I didn't create this monster.

LC and Wacky and Yub did that long before I ever got here.

I just tried to set the monster free.

But not to devour itself ;)
 
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The Dork Lord said:
Oh no Dan.

I didn't create this monster.

LC and Wacky and Yub did that long before I ever got here.

I just tried to set the monster free.

But not to devour itself ;)
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RWWWWR! This monster is free and cumming to devour your ovaries, Mr. Pickle!
 
*sigh*

Yes yes Mr. Lokard Eternal Virgin Sir.

Devour my imaginary ovaries for your imaginary girlfriend.

Will you be dressed in your bra and panties for your dinner?
 
LOL. You sound angry. WAH!WAH!WAH! You act like I'm the only one in the Badlands that overuses certain words and phrases.
 
Loktar said:
You act like I'm the only one in the Badlands that overuses certain words and phrases.
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That sounds like some BIBBLE Fail to me. Squeeze the base next time.
 
We created a monster?
 
I don't create people. I accept people for who they are. My name is Love Child, Lover of all.
 
I don't create people. I accept people for who they are. My name is Love Child, Lover of all.
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And a lot of people buy that line, for awhile ;)
 
It is not a line. It is the truth.
 
What in the name of Stimpson J. Cat is going on? I never seem to know these things.

Apparently I helped create a monster or subjugated Loktar in some way or something, eh? Well, I consider him one of my only true online friends, so no, I wouldn't play him if that's what I apparently did.

I'm glad to see him voicing an opinion. Otherwise I'm got no idea what the helck is going on and needs a status update.

Also, Mr, Pickle Dork Lord, sir, I demand you go outside and meet some real people. Like right now, you misanthropic pain in the arse.
 
Getting a job and moving out of mom's place probably couldn't hurt, either.

Maybe Pickle needs Roktar to pay him a visit.
 
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