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Breaking News! Love Child Shoots Pickle!

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I will lick your nipples until you cum Ilyanna.
 
I will say your name out loud
pull your hair
kiss your lips gently
 
*Is getting pretty hot right now*

(Oh, and to prevent Loktar from getting anxious to losing an eye over this matter: I'll give it back if you really need it ;) )
 
Ilyanna is indeed the best.
 
Ilyanna said:
*Is getting pretty hot right now*

(Oh, and to prevent Loktar from getting anxious to losing an eye over this matter: I'll give it back if you really need it ;) )
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Not that anxious over losing an eye. I'm sure there's plenty of naughty places you can stick it.;)
 
^I didn't click that, but from the title, I'm guessing that's CKLT's old sig, right?

The Nazi Cat? Kill Your parents Kill Yourself?

I stole that for my Yahoo profile when I lurked here years ago :rofl:
 
*kills parents*

*kills himself*
 
I'm so proud!

*shoots Loktar's corpse*
 
Loktar said:
*kills parents*

*kills himself*
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Id congratulate you but it appears that youre already dead.

*steals Loktar's wallet*
 
The jacket has a little blood on it, and those shoes might need to be splayed to remove the stink.
 
...............................he got any gold teeth?
 
No gold teeth. And my wallet is empty except for that letter from the credit company approving the transfer of my credit card debit on my maxxed out credit card to Kitty. Also you'll notice I spray painted Failcunt Lover on the jacket. Have fun.
 
I forgot that I already maxed out your credit cards.

*gives Loktar's jacket to Falcy Girl*
 
Kitty said:
I forgot that I already maxed out your credit cards.

*gives Loktar's jacket to Falcy Girl*
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lolwut? I thought I gave you my SS# and debit card pin. I didn't think I gave/you stole my credit cards.
 
Loktar said:
No gold teeth. And my wallet is empty except for that letter from the credit company approving the transfer of my credit card debit on my maxxed out credit card to Kitty. Also you'll notice I spray painted Failcunt Lover on the jacket. Have fun.
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*salts and burns the corpse*
 
Loktar said:
lolwut? I thought I gave you my SS# and debit card pin. I didn't think I gave/you stole my credit cards.
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um yeah. I wouldnt try to charge anything to those cards for awhile.
 
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