Masturbation

[Dirk Funk]

What do you prefer?
Guys: Upstroke or downstroke?
Girls: Outside stimulation or penetration?

 

[Loktar]

A little of both.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Always preferred the upstroke myself.

 

[Love Child]

This poll is hard!

 

[Loktar]

It needs to be stickied lol.

 

[Dirk Funk]

YES!

 

[Dirk Funk]

This poll is hard!

Will you make a choice? Will you choose? Or do you just like it all?

 

[Classic_Forever]

Masturbation?! That's the sport of the infidel! ALLAH ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

 

[I Love Cunt]

I love masterbation. I prefer the term pleasuring myself.

 

[Gonad]

Masturbation is A-OK, but I don't enjoy touching myself in an overtly sexual fashion so I refrain. Gave it a thought this morning when the people downstairs woke me up with their sex at 6AM.

 

[Conchaga]

What's the difference between an upstroke and a downstroke?

 

[Dirk Funk]

What's the difference between an upstroke and a downstroke?

Starting at the base, sliding upward, letting go and repeating. Downstroke is the opposite.

 

[FBI parte due]

I never let go of my dick.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I never let go of my dick.

I thought masturbation was icky, FBI? At least that's what you voted.

 

[Conchaga]

Yeah, I agree with FBI. Don't let go.

 

[Loktar]

I love masterbation. I prefer the term pleasuring myself.

I prefer the term rubbing one out.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I prefer the term rubbing one out.

Or whipping the mule?

The five knuckle shuffle?

Riding the Great White Knuckler?

Slappin' the clown?

 

[Loktar]

Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Why is there no option for an up AND down stroke?

Are you some kinda FREAK??

 

[classichummus]

re-do poll with more selections and as a multiple vote option.