OMG I HATE SEX! SEX SUCKS!

[I Love Cunt]

I am pure blameless and innocent and I have a stick up my ass.

 

[Dual]

Sex is overrated.

 

[Lulz Kitty]

 

[Yub]

Sex can suck my penis, if sex is hot.

 

[J&L Massacres]

Sex is overrated.

Classic comment from he who shall not be laid.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Sex would be great if I were getting any or even allowed to talk about it but fuck it.

Fuck fucking.
Fuck you fucking
fuckers. Fuck!

If there was even anyone worth fucking anymore...

 

[J&L Massacres]

There is

 

[Dark Pickle]

Maybe in another year or two LOL

 

[J&L Massacres]

You're in jail again?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Would they let someone post @ TK from jail?

If so: I'll consider it!

 

[J&L Massacres]

lolwut

 

[Kitty]

Prison = all the free buttsecks anyone can handle

 

[Dark Pickle]

30 days in the HOLE

 

[Mistress_of_the_sea]

I am pure blameless and innocent and I have a stick up my ass.

What do you mean you are innocent? Have you committed a crime? Why does sex suck? I will take away your innocence.

 

[The Dork Lord]

That aint no stick up her ass: SHE'S A MULE FOR CUBAN CIGARS!

 

[Mistress_of_the_sea]

Do you like cigars?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Not really.

 

[Mistress_of_the_sea]

I hate smoking, its very bad for you. I made LC quit when she visited me. But she didn't want to smoke, I gave her something else instead to take away the cravings. And I let her use me to take her aggressions out. She had a lot of aggressiveness locked up inside.

 

[Kitty]

What do you mean you are innocent? Have you committed a crime? Why does sex suck? I will take away your innocence.

My guess is that this thread was created mocking me.

 

[Mistress_of_the_sea]

My guess is that this thread was created mocking me.

Are you uptight? Or just private?