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On Evolution and Penises

Dual

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
Fun fact: Apes and other non-human primates have much larger penises proportionally than human men. The large penis is a trait less distantly removed from our prehistoric ancestors, while the smaller variety is the way of the future.
 
Yub stfu, you're just trying to overcompensate for your really small dick. Nobody here cares about the size of your dick. Plus the guys who usually are all like, "I have such a big dick!" Seem to be the dudes with hella small dicks. I recommend you stfu unless you want us to think you have a tiny dick.
 
classichummus said:
Yub stfu, you're just trying to overcompensate for your really small dick. Nobody here cares about the size of your dick. Plus the guys who usually are all like, "I have such a big dick!" Seem to be the dudes with hella small dicks. I recommend you stfu unless you want us to think you have a tiny dick.
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I guess we should have all expected a knuckle-dragger like you, with an enormous underbite to post in a thread about evolution.

Has your mother finished swinging on the vines after your dinner yet?
 
Westin used to tell us about his penis. He claimed that it was like a foot and a half long, and made a tight fit even in to the extra large condoms. This, in tandem with his habit of eating sugar cubes (and furryness), earned Westin the nickname, 'Westin the Horse.'
 
classichummus said:
Yub stfu, you're just trying to overcompensate for your really small dick. Nobody here cares about the size of your dick. Plus the guys who usually are all like, "I have such a big dick!" Seem to be the dudes with hella small dicks. I recommend you stfu unless you want us to think you have a tiny dick.
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I have a small dick(does that mean I have a really big dick then?).
 
classichummus said:
Yub stfu, you're just trying to overcompensate for your really small dick. Nobody here cares about the size of your dick. Plus the guys who usually are all like, "I have such a big dick!" Seem to be the dudes with hella small dicks. I recommend you stfu unless you want us to think you have a tiny dick.
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This is pathetic. You are tripping over yourself to show me up. I made a cock joke. Well I made two of them. And you post this. LOLLERCOASTER. You idiot.
 
Yub said:
This is pathetic. You are tripping over yourself to show me up. I made a cock joke. Well I made two of them. And you post this. LOLLERCOASTER. You idiot.
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Indeed. I made a joke about his girlfriend being a Victoria's Secret mannequin in another thread and Hummus didn't exactly deny it.
 
Dual said:
Fun fact: Apes and other non-human primates have much larger penises proportionally than human men. The large penis is a trait less distantly removed from our prehistoric ancestors, while the smaller variety is the way of the future.
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I guess that's why a good shag is known as 'hot monkey sex' instead of 'mildly stimulating coitus with highly evolved homo sapiens'.


Guys, seriously. We're living in the 21st century. With perfectly shaped (and vibrating!) dildos around, who the fuck cares about the size of dicks?
 
Loktar said:
Indeed. I made a joke about his girlfriend being a Victoria's Secret mannequin in another thread and Hummus didn't exactly deny it.
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That is way more far-fetched than Yub talking about his dick size. It's not like I've seen (nor want to see) Yub's dick.
 
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