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Tea Room Government

Dual

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
I hereby found the First Provisional Government of the Tea Room, and appoint myself Chancellor of the Press. Darthsikle shall serve as Dominus for as long as he pleases. Viva la dictature!
 
What can my position be?
 
I claim the title of Monarch At Large.
 
Archibald Nixon said:
I claim the title of Monarch At Large.
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I claim the title of Anarcist at Large. The Badlands is the one true faux goverment. I'll destroy this government from within. Viva la Badistan!
 
classichummus said:
You are a douche. I'm better than that.
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Well, looks like you are familiar with sanitation then. Why fight your position? Submit.

Dual, I am here to serve you.
 
Punkass. Come a little closer so I may brain you with my sceptre.
 
Archibald Nixon said:
Punkass. Come a little closer so I may brain you with my sceptre.
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Sceptre is that you got, weakling? I have a gun. I don't need to get that close to you.
 
Loktar said:
Sceptre is that you got, weakling? I have a gun. I don't need to get that close to you.
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Gun or no gun, either way you haven't the sac to snipe a chipmunk, let alone royalty.
 
Dude, he gots mad scrotes. Don't step.
 
Can I be the official cook and bottle washer?
 
at least you guys left the badlands.
 
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