Ilyanna, can you please help Blurk180....

[DarthSikle]

lose his virginity?

thanks sweetie

 

[DarthSikle]

Sun...can you help?

How about Loktar??

 

[Loktar]

Another quake occurred in the village of Loktar's Penis today. Magnitude 9.0. Won't you ladies please see if your cuntry is willing to help provide relief. Even the tiniest blowjob could make a difference.

 

[Blurk180]

Darth u douche

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Unfortunately the line of TKers wishing to receive sexual attention from Ilyanna is twice as long as the suspected staff list.

Blurk there's a slim chance you could get ahead of the pack. However it's going to take perfect spelling and punctuation from you.

 

[jack]

Huh, I must've been at the "head" of the line then

 

[DarthSikle]

If you were first Jack, she is still looking. Once she gets to me, the search is over.

 

[jack]

Yes, every german hottie I know desires Bob Crumb dopplegangers

 

[Ilyanna]

lose his virginity?

thanks sweetie

*logs out to check for youtag*
*logs back in*
Awww, shucks, Darth, do I really have to? I'm still getting pm's from the last love-sick puppy I 'helped', and if I recall correctly, none of you guys were too happy about the buddies he dragged along, either.

Unfortunately the line of TKers wishing to receive sexual attention from Ilyanna is twice as long as the suspected staff list.

Damn, I've always known TK has quite the administration, but that's just, like, really excessive, man!

Blurk there's a slim chance you could get ahead of the pack. However it's going to take perfect spelling and punctuation from you.

Listen to the Cow, the Cow is wise.

If you were first Jack, she is still looking. Once she gets to me, the search is over.

Ah, babe, you know I'm just playing around until you're ready to commit yourself to me.

Yes, every german hottie I know desires Bob Crumb dopplegangers

Why, of course we do. We adore Mr. Crumb. Although it's not necessarily his looks rather than those talented, talented fingers we're after...

 

[Blurk180]

So there is a chance for me after all? I will respect the cow like I am in India

 

[Dirk Funk]

*logs out to check for youtag*
*logs back in*
Awww, shucks, Darth, do I really have to? I'm still getting pm's from the last love-sick puppy I 'helped', and if I recall correctly, none of you guys were too happy about the buddies he dragged along, either.

Now this sounds like a story I'd like to hear. :becky:

 

[Aquehonga]

lose his virginity?

thanks sweetie

Did cowardly Dork Pickle get Blurk180 kicked off Jack's site too?

Let me guess. First it was the sekret room. Then it was the whole board.

 

[Loktar]

Did cowardly Dork Pickle get Blurk180 kicked off Jack's site too?

Let me guess. First it was the sekret room. Then it was the whole board.

jack doesn't have a site any more. Keep up with the times.

kdiafstupidnoobthnxdai.

 

[Seph]

...

 

[Loktar]

cunt.

 

[Seph]

yes