Eloisel should post a pic of herself

[Imperium]

Do eeeeeet!

 

[eloisel]

I have posted a picture of me.

 

[eloisel]

You should post a picture of yourself too.

 

[Love Child]

Do we know what Imperium looks like?

 

[eloisel]

A deathstar wearing a Tweety Pie party hat and smoking a cigar.

I look alot like my avatar as it is an old drawing of me.

 

[Love Child]

Omg really. I've always liked the avatar. Who is the artist?

 

[eloisel]

Oh, god, I don't remember his name. It was a hundred years ago. Some typical guy with a crush on the person he thinks I might be. One of those guys that thinks he is rescuing a damsel in distress. He was young, had curly blonde hair, and was kind of cute but I was married and he drank too much. That blouse was gold lame' with black velvet stripes, I never wore it off my shoulder, and the last time I wore it was at a New Year's Eve party somewhere in Colorado. The artist, who was very drunk, while professing his undying love for me, chunked up all over that outfit. It was gold lame'. You can't clean vomit off gold lame'. Oh well. I think the picture was his way of apology.

 

[Loktar]

Oh, god, I don't remember his name. It was a hundred years ago. Some typical guy with a crush on the person he thinks I might be. One of those guys that thinks he is rescuing a damsel in distress. He was young, had curly blonde hair, and was kind of cute but I was married and he drank too much. That blouse was gold lame' with black velvet stripes, I never wore it off my shoulder, and the last time I wore it was at a New Year's Eve party somewhere in Colorado. The artist, who was very drunk, while professing his undying love for me, chunked up all over that outfit. It was gold lame'. You can't clean vomit off gold lame'. Oh well. I think the picture was his way of apology.

It looks like it pissed you off that he ruined the blouse. I never noticed it before now but your eyes in that av seem to stare into the soul with a deep, quiet anger and sorrow.

 

[eloisel]

I never sat for that picture so the look in the eyes is purely the artist's conception. Rarely is my face actually recognizable in a photo - its like you can almost see me but not quite. The best photos of me are old school pictures. You can actually see my face. My eyes appear to dominate but I seem to always be looking anywhere but straight ahead.

 

[jack]

what an awesome thread this turned into

 

[Imperium]

Oh, god, I don't remember his name. It was a hundred years ago.

Now I know we can't date, get married, and have lots of sex. You're obviously a vampire.

BTW...where is this mythical picture?

 

[eloisel]

I am not a vampire. I am the female version of Dorian Gray.

What is your career?

 

[Imperium]

I am not a vampire. I am the female version of Dorian Gray.

What is your career?

I have a degree in Electrical Engineering.

 

[eloisel]

Ahh .. a career as an electrical engineer.

What do you electrically engineer?

Can you fix the electrical outlets, light switches and stuff in a house?

 

[starguard]

He can fix Death Stars


Eloisel..please do not ever leave this forum! You are truly the only hope of sanity this place has left

 

[eloisel]

He can fix Death Stars


Eloisel..please do not ever leave this forum! You are truly the only hope of sanity this place has left

If I'm the last bastion of sanity, we're in serious trouble.

 

[Imperium]

Ahh .. a career as an electrical engineer.

What do you electrically engineer?

I define and test semiconductor's for high-voltage/current amplifiers and audio amplifiers.

Can you fix the electrical outlets, light switches and stuff in a house?

Yes

 

[starguard]

No.. he cannot...


He cant even stop Death Stars from Blowing up, let alone fix house outlets

 

[Consumer]

EE's don't touch the AC stuff...and nothing with Amps behind 'em either.

They're delicate that way.

 

[Bickendan]

No.. he cannot...


He cant even stop Death Stars from Blowing up, let alone fix house outlets