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Fun Facts about Seph

Dr Dave

Dr Dave

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He once kicked twelve midgets down a hill to get in the world record books.
 
only to have it bettered the next day by [you] with a record 23 African midgets.
 
21 actually, the other two ran off.
 
Well who the fuck are you to argue with fake fucking guiness book of records?
 
Seph owns 4 tankes, one made out of discarded pizza boxes.
 
Dr Dave said:
21 actually, the other two ran off.
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That is okay. I chased them down and have them tied up in my basement. They are anxiously waiting for you.
 
[you] is always kidnapping people.
 
*kidnaps Megan Fox, Michelle Trachtenberg, Summer Glau, Natalie Portman, and Scarlett Johanssen and prepares for year long orgy/rape*
 
Seph is going to be raped in prison for all the prison wives he molests.
 
Seph invented all drugs known to man in his shed "for a laugh."
 
Seph is wearing a bikini made of spaghetti.
 
Seph said:
only to have it bettered the next day by whisky with a record 23 African midgets.
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Thats because none of them would say "what'ya talking about Willis!"
 
And I wouldnt have fallen for the youtag if I had slept last night.
 
yes i thought it was good to drop a few as no one uses them these days :P

^thats a fact...
 
Seph punched a bear in the cock once because he thought it was his mate Mad Bill dressed as a bear (it wasn't, it was a real bear.)
 
Seph made his 13,000th post right here.
 
Seph tosses cabbage at small children in the park.

To date he has injured 23 children, 3 parents, and a partridge in a pear tree.
 
Seph in real life has done a hundred things more insane than anything we can think up for this list.
 
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