No, really. I listed my cock on eBay.
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My Penis Is Up For Auction
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Homo Erectus
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I bid four sheckels.
No, 'cause I made the whole thing up, THAT'S WHY! 
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Loktar
Internet God
No, 'cause I made the whole thing up, THAT'S WHY!
Oh boy, the loan shark I borrowed the rupees and sheckels from isn't goin to be happy about that. I promised to deliver him a prime cut of penis.
Seph
* Eat Shit And Die *
well u will just have to offer him up your pathetic one as a buy off.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHO said anything about it bein' detached?! :scared:
Loktar
Internet God
It works for wanking.....to me that makes it a not so pathetic penis.
Loktar
Internet God
I think he's offended we didn't offer gold, silver, or diamonds for a penis with such ornate chiseled features.
Seph
* Eat Shit And Die *
if thats all it works for that makes it extra pathetic.
Seph
* Eat Shit And Die *
cant you even weight lift with it, or make a nice ceasar salad with it or something?
Loktar
Internet God
Sure, if I want to eat my penis, or snap it in half.
Loktar
Internet God
Well I've never tried using it for anything other than peeing and wanking.
except maybe my own little "private" puppet shows. lol j/k
Seph
* Eat Shit And Die *
i know you well enough to assertain that is not a j/k
Loktar
Internet God
ok dude whatevs :rollseyes: