My Penis Is Up For Auction

[The Question]

No, really. I listed my cock on eBay.

 

[Loktar]

I bid 2 sheckels.

 

[Homo Erectus]

I bid four sheckels.

 

[Loktar]

I bid 2500 rupees.

 

[Yub]

Can has link?

 

[The Question]

No, 'cause I made the whole thing up, THAT'S WHY! issed:

 

[eloisel]

A detached penis isn't much fun.

 

[Loktar]

No, 'cause I made the whole thing up, THAT'S WHY! issed:

Oh boy, the loan shark I borrowed the rupees and sheckels from isn't goin to be happy about that. I promised to deliver him a prime cut of penis.

 

[eloisel]

Shall we discuss contract law and suits for performance?

 

[Donovan]

Saint's just pissed that the only two bidders were a male virgin and a Homo.

 

[Seph]

Oh boy, the loan shark I borrowed the rupees and sheckels from isn't goin to be happy about that. I promised to deliver him a prime cut of penis.

well u will just have to offer him up your pathetic one as a buy off.

 

[The Question]

A detached penis isn't much fun.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHO said anything about it bein' detached?! :scared:

 

[Loktar]

well u will just have to offer him up your pathetic one as a buy off.

It works for wanking.....to me that makes it a not so pathetic penis.

 

[Loktar]

Saint's just pissed that the only two bidders were a male virgin and a Homo.

I think he's offended we didn't offer gold, silver, or diamonds for a penis with such ornate chiseled features.

 

[Seph]

It works for wanking.....to me that makes it a not so pathetic penis.

if thats all it works for that makes it extra pathetic.

 

[Seph]

if thats all it works for that makes it extra pathetic.

cant you even weight lift with it, or make a nice ceasar salad with it or something?

 

[Loktar]

cant you even weight lift with it, or make a nice ceasar salad with it or something?

Sure, if I want to eat my penis, or snap it in half.

 

[Loktar]

if thats all it works for that makes it extra pathetic.

Well I've never tried using it for anything other than peeing and wanking.

except maybe my own little "private" puppet shows. lol j/k

 

[Seph]

Well I've never tried using it for anything other than peeing and wanking.

except maybe my own little "private" puppet shows. lol j/k

i know you well enough to assertain that is not a j/k

 

[Loktar]

i know you well enough to assertain that is not a j/k

ok dude whatevs :rollseyes: