Hey you fucks/WTF?

[Loktar]

Must be so fun for you to make these little comments in other people's conversations. Go find your own drama!

: D

No thanks, I'm pretty comfy here.

*fluffs his pillow and grabs another beer from the cooler*

 

[Ilyanna]

Srsly people, what the fuck is wrong with you!?

Here I am, doing my best to subtly steer Gear farther and farther into Gay Territory (selflessly so, I might add), and you guys ruin it by starting to bicker about other ppl's biznez??
We could have had LIVE MAN ON MAN ACTION, you fuckers!!!

 

[jack]

Malarky's certainly hung like a fucking horse, so that's a plus for Gear.

 

[Ilyanna]

Too little, too late. I'm not in the mood anymore. :adrama:

 

[jack]

There's nothing "little" about Malarky's Member.

 

['Gear]

Srsly people, what the fuck is wrong with you!?

Here I am, doing my best to subtly steer Gear farther and farther into Gay Territory (selflessly so, I might add), and you guys ruin it by starting to bicker about other ppl's biznez??
We could have had LIVE MAN ON MAN ACTION, you fuckers!!!

Gay Territory. LOL

Like with a gate guard and a fence.

Got to watch out for that on the gps.

 

['Gear]

There's nothing "little" about Malarky's Member.

How do you know that?

Why do you know that?

 

[Ilyanna]

I was so hoping someone else but me would notice and voice their curiosity...

 

['Gear]

Turns out ol' Jack might be a little light in his loafers. No wonder he's pushing for this.

I already know your motive Ily. You're not so interested in a couple of dudes making out as you are in testing this masculinity I'm putting out.

Don't worry yourself my favorite friend.

I'm all man here.

 

[Ilyanna]

Babe... If there is one thing I never had any doubt 'bout, it's your masculinity, rest assured.

You otoh should know by now that in my book, masculinity does not have anything to do with sexual preferences, either. It's not the cavity he prefers that makes a man a man, it's the way he treats the one the cavity belongs to.

I admit, though, that it was all shallow and voyeuristic me trying to get you to do something uncharacteristic. Oh, and testing how Malarky would react, too lol!

 

['Gear]

I know right?

Malarky comeer big man...

 

[jack]

How do you know that?

Why do you know that?

I'm just curious why you want to kiss him?

On the mouth no less?

 

['Gear]

De

flection

Heh.

I didn't really believe it, but I'm starting to. Is there something you'd like to share with us Jack?

 

[jack]

About the size of Malarky's Member?

It's fucking HUGE.

 

['Gear]

You know I won't hold your exotic tastes against you bro.

 

[jack]

He and I were in Vietnam together, and stepped on the same mine. We both lost both our legs.

To date, he's the only other legless vet (besides myself) that can play mailbox baseball and drive a stick at the same time.

 

['Gear]

Man love is man love. I understand.

I think.

You're an animal doctor?

 

[Malarky]

Oh, and testing how Malarky would react, too lol!

I'm laughing. Hard.

 

[Malarky]

He and I were in Vietnam together, and stepped on the same mine. We both lost both our legs.

To date, he's the only other legless vet (besides myself) that can play mailbox baseball and drive a stick at the same time.

Just because I don't have a leg to stand on doesn't mean I don't get around.

 

[Ilyanna]

Hard.

:eyebrows:

Ah come on. You want it, he wants it, you're among friends - what could possibly go wrong?
Just do it!