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Adele was my smokescreen, I am doing the Bond theme

whisky

Boobie inspector
I met with a man, he asked what was my wish,
I said I'd like my wall to have a satellite dish.
He went in his van, then hammered on my wall,
But it came tumbling down, it was a sky fall!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SKY FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SKY FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sure, it sounds crap now, but just you wait till you hear it over naked women and guns going off, and a 70 piece orchestra.
 
It's not quite Bill Bailey is it whisky?
 
I'll post the Max Power video here later.
 
I would've liked to see Muse do it (they could easily use these lyrics, no one would be any the wiser), but they got the Olympics, so fair's fair.
 
"Ah ha, Mister Bond!"

[YOUTUBE]VR-1NY98Hss[/YOUTUBE]
 
I think we now all know who SHOULD have sang it...

[YOUTUBE]9jIGktrNzw8[/YOUTUBE]
 
They can kinda sing for two twinky twins who should have ended up in porn.

(Not WELL, but they understand that there are notes they should be hitting at least)
 
SOFIA GRACE AND ROSIE ALSO SANG IT.
 
OMG IF DEY THINK DEY CAN MUSCLE INTO THE JEDWARD MARKET I'LL KICH THEM OFF A ROOF!!
 
JUEDWARD vs. SO-GROSSIE! BAM!!
 
They can kinda sing for two twinky twins who should have ended up in porn.

(Not WELL, but they understand that there are notes they should be hitting at least)

You mean they're not in porn?

Oh.
 
OMG DON'T YOU BE HAVING DESIGNS ON JEDWARD THEY ARE BOTH VIRGINS WHO ARE SAVING THEMSELVES FOR ME IN THE ULTIMATE THREESOME AND IT WILL BE SUH-WEET!
 
UNLESS EGGS GETS THEM FIRST
 
OMG U SAYIN I HAVE TO KILL EGGZ...I ALREADY REACHED THAT CONCLUSION!!!
 
NOT IF I KILL U FIRST YOU MOOKWARD
 
U CULDN'T EVEN KILL ADLE.
 
WELL NEIFFER COULD U SHE'S GOT THAT THICK HUSK LKIE A COCOCONUT.
 
Plus she's even more heavily guarded now by her milking mammary glands.
 
JEDWARD'S MUM WISHES SHE COUDL STILL BREAST FEED THEM.
 
I BET SHE TRIES ANYWYA
 
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