I'm having impure thoughts about Celebrity Women

[headvoid]

It never used to be like this.

I used to lust after the usual women close by, people perhaps I shouldn't be having any ahem thoughts about.

But recently this has changed

Kate Winslet and Kate Beckinsale seem to be pushing out others that previously had been my objects of desire.

I even consider which one I prefer on a week by week basis.

I considered adding Julianne Moore to the list recently. But where does she appear? Number 3?

Why am I suddenly thinking this way? Is it some outside influence?

Should I worry?

 

[Starship Coyote]

I do the same thing so don't worry.

Unless that worriez you...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Search for "Julianne Moore Amanda Seyfried" on the internet.

(With Safe Search off obviously!)

 

[whisky]

Is there any other way for safe search to be?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well he might have been at work and thought it was just some nice pictures of them eating ice cream or something.

 

[headvoid]

Search for "Julianne Moore Amanda Seyfried" on the internet.

(With Safe Search off obviously!)

[dr dave] Oh my! [/dr dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's George Takie not Dr Dave.[/dr dave]

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

Perhaps denial of access to the common woman has launched your thoughts on a path to the unachievable, namely women who are of perceived higher value but greater difficulty to access?

Or maybe you're just horny?

 

[Ilyanna]

Why am I suddenly thinking this way? Is it some outside influence?

Should I worry?

No worries, it's just that we accidentally used a sequence of CaptainWacky's genetic code instead of yours when we experimented with letting you grow another head. We really shouldn't let Tisi operate the slicing machine after she had a night out.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was it you who removed my sense of right and wrong as well?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

At least you're much more proficient at bending things.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You're pending for a bending.