There are 'famous' people in my hotel.

[Gagh]

A mob from X-Factor last night, and tonight. Tonight David Gest is swanning about, having booked out part of the hotel. I walked all over his red carpet, and may soon go and knock out the piano player he has hired and plonked in the foyer.

Meanwhile, outside there are over a hundred scouse teenage girls yelling for 'Rylan' - I am nanoseconds away from slapping my sound cancelling headphones on!

 

[Gagh]

Candi Staton and Percy Sledge are here too, with David Gest. ZOMG SOUL LEGENDS REAL TALENT TILDE EXCLAMATION!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Literally read that as "I wanked all over his red carpet..." which is a commentary on my brain.

Rylan's the one who says "drop me out." That's all you have to know.

(Seriously, wank on the carpet.)

 

[Cassie]

Dress up like The Bieb and wave at the people from your hotel window.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GAGH-GAGH RO MA MA.

 

[whisky]

Why are you in a hotel Gagh?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Dress up like Liza and secure a weapon.

 

[curiousa2z]

he's hiding out from the GEESE MAFIA but thanks for pointing out his whereABOUTS, WHISKY!! zomg

 

[CaptainWacky]

And he likes masturbating in hotels.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Act quickly! Don't let this be a repeat of the time my friend sat next to Ferne Cotton in a restaurant and didn't punch her!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Are any of them in this video?

[YOUTUBE]SWyxZR69CI0[/YOUTUBE]

 

[headvoid]

I would pay good money to see Gagh in a fight with David Gest and Rylan.

 

[curiousa2z]

as would we all.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I would pay good money to see Gagh in a fight with David Gest and Rylan.

In both cases his punches could only improve their looks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Vaginika Semen lol.

 

[Dr Dave]

This one time Al Gore stayed in a downtown hotel in the city I live near.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You should have shouted "I don't mind you!" at him.

 

[Dr Dave]

At Al Gore?

 

[Cassie]

I HOPE GAGH IS STILL ALIVE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Unless you fucking hate Al Gore. In which case you should have shouted "I don't mind you...DYING!" at him!