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Empire's 100 Sexiest Movie Stars

Voting tabulation was overseen by the accounting firm of PEDO & BEAR. (they want to do Emma in her Hogwarts outfit)


Someone explain to me in clear terms what it sexy about Cumberbatch. He looks like someone punched Dennis Quaid's face until it caved into a crater in the middle. Yuck.
 
I don't get the Cumberbatch fervor either but I hear he's a sexy Khan.
 
Carrot Top built up his body like a Greek statue's. Still didn't make him sexy.
 
Oh for god's sake, Cumberbatch is number 1 and Nicolaj Coster-Waldau is #49. Who's the idiot that came up with this list?

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JGL is 27?
lol forever
 
Mark Ruffalo is on the list?
This is just a list of 50 male movie stars.
 
The list seems to be made up primarily from the last few films the person who came up with it went to see.
 
Martin Freeman is ahead of Jensen Ackles. hahaha*sob*hahaha!
 
Why did they randomly put Grace Kelly and Marilyn Monroe on it but no other dead people? Either make it a current list or an all-time list.

Unless they dug them up to see if they were still hot.
 
Scarlett Johansson was Esquire's sexiest woman thing. So that's a better choice.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Why did they randomly put Grace Kelly and Marilyn Monroe on it but no other dead people? Either make it a current list or an all-time list.

Unless they dug them up to see if they were still hot.
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Maybe their estate handlers lobbied to include them, to keep those posthumous revenues rolling in.
 
Why not put people from the future who might never be born on it too.
 
OR MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG
 
"movie stars"
 
She has literally starred in movies.
 
Imagine sleeping with Benedict Cumberbatch, waking up in the middle of the night and thinking you've been abducted by aliens.
 
Who could sleep, after the ordeal of being ANALLY PROBED BY AN ALIEN?
 
Oh man, yeah, probably your butt hurts as well.

I don't think my mind would be able to handle it.
 
And also there would be fangirls pressed against the window, watching you.
 
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