Lucy, dearest,

[eloisel]

Now that you have emerged, will you do me a favor? I'll share one million bucks if you do.

 

[jack]

LOL you already lost that bet, dipshit.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Now that you have emerged, will you do me a favor? I'll share one million bucks if you do.

'Favor'? What is this word 'favor'? Is this a new word? There is no such word in the Queen's English. Did you American dumbfucks invent yet another nonsense word?

 

[Filthy Whore]

Hey "Lucy", I heard Canada disowned you for being a cunt.

 

[eloisel]

'Favor'? What is this word 'favor'? Is this a new word? There is no such word in the Queen's English. Did you American dumbfucks invent yet another nonsense word?

Are you interested or not?

 

[SaintLucifer]

Hey "Lucy", I heard Canada disowned you for wanting cunt.

Hmm, you must mean LIBERAL Canadians did so. I am quite unsurprised, since those very same liberals actually are descendants of the original American garbage who came to Canada to escape the growing US conservatism. After all, it was Americans who invented faggotry, yes? You are an expect at such subjects, no doubt. Otherwise, why bring it up?

 

[SaintLucifer]

Are you interested or not?

Quite simply... NO.

Amazingly enough, MANY women ask me that same question, for obvious reasons. Sadly enough, many of those same women do not meet my strict requirements when it comes to their looks or their sexual power. You surely do not meet them either. You should know this by now. Unless you are under 20, blonde with blue eyes, and have curves that would make me dizzy, I cannot possibly display any interest in you. Thank you for asking, though.

 

[eloisel]

Lucy, dearest, how many men ask you that same question?

 

[jack]

are oh eff ell

 

[SaintLucifer]

Lucy, dearest, how many men ask you that same question?

Men do not question me. They know that I am their superior, so they look down upon the ground whenever I am around.

 

[jack]

are oh eff ell

.

 

[Filthy Whore]

Hmm, you must mean LIBERAL Canadians did so. I am quite unsurprised, since those very same liberals actually are descendants of the original American garbage who came to Canada to escape the growing US conservatism. After all, it was Americans who invented faggotry, yes? You are an expect at such subjects, no doubt. Otherwise, why bring it up?

Did that even make sense? By "faggotry", I'm assuming you mean man on man sex and I suspect the ancient Greeks were there long before Americans. Home schooled, eh?

 

[eloisel]

It isn't the real Lucy. Lucy would have used the word schlong at least once by now.

 

[Mirah]

It isn't the real Lucy. Lucy would have used the word schlong at least once by now.

You have much more patience for idiots than I do.

 

[eloisel]

You have much more patience for idiots than I do.

Lucy is funny. While grandiose, vulgar, and uncooperative, he/she does not invade people's offline life and doesn't invest huge amounts of time to deliberately harass and demoralize a person. Lucy is a toon. I prefer his type to some of the mean spirited posters.

 

[Seph]

Luci is great fun to read, I miss his comical input in his absence.

 

[jack]

Trolls want it served by a fucking valet.

:spits: y'all should be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[jack]

Lucy is funny. While grandiose, vulgar, and uncooperative, he/she does not invade people's offline life and doesn't invest huge amounts of time to deliberately harass and demoralize a person. Lucy is a toon. I prefer his type to some of the mean spirited posters.

let some of the air out of that spare. You'll breathe easier chubbsy.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Okay, fessin' time... I'm really Luci.

 

[Seph]

Agreed.