Deteriorata

[jack]

Give up.

 

['Gear]

So you ready to hear something funny yet?

 

[jack]

I won't be your straight man, if that's what you're asking.

 

[jack]

What's your favorite Xmas present you ever got, that was a complete surprise?

 

['Gear]

I'm not sure what you mean by that so no, that's not what I'm asking.

 

[jack]

so then, knock yourself out.

 

['Gear]

What's your favorite Xmas present you ever got, that was a complete surprise?

A Sheridan Blue Streak pellet gun. In 1981.

 

[jack]

Nice. Did you like your Dad? I only ask because I'm guessing that's where that one came from.

 

['Gear]

so then, knock yourself out.

I know who sent me the steaks. There's a little old lady my wife helps out now and then. She sends us Omaha steaks every year.

 

['Gear]

Nice. Did you like your Dad? I only ask because I'm guessing that's where that one came from.

Do I like my dad?

Why?

 

[jack]

like this?

 

[jack]

Do I like my dad?

Why?

Like I said, I'm assuming your Dad gave you that gift.

 

[jack]

I know who sent me the steaks. There's a little old lady my wife helps out now and then. She sends us Omaha steaks every year.

Game set and match :bigass:

 

[jack]

and you say Im not good at this. Well, it actually depends on your mood.

Merry Chrsitmas Gear.

 

['Gear]

Game set and match :bigass:

You might want to give it a think and get back to me.

 

[jack]

Merry Christmas, gear.

 

['Gear]

Take your time.

Because let me tell ya - That shit was perfect.

In fact, I told other people what I was up to and what I hoped to accomplish sometime back. You know, for when you pulled this same old shit.

Perfect.

 

['Gear]

like this?

Thats the one. That thing shot through both sides of metal garbage cans. All squires and birds (and probably a few cats) within a mile of my house feared for their lives.

 

[jack]

I know who sent me the steaks. There's a little old lady my wife helps out now and then. She sends us Omaha steaks every year.

Whether you admit it or not, this is a backpedal :bigass:

Thanks a bunch. Damn I have to tell you. Made my xmas :bigass:

 

['Gear]

Ok.

-OB