Starfish digging for pi and issuing threats via pm thread

[Filthy Whore]

Do you know when my birthday is? Why didn't you send a gift?

 

[Filthy Whore]

I got a rep comment "I know your PI"

So, when's my birthday and where's my gift?

 

['Gear]

He never said that.

 

[Jibbles]

WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

I TURNED 44 TODAY TOO!!!

 

['Gear]

So did Eloisel.

 

[Mr. Toad]

gear is 44 years old today

not as old as Vap but not far off

Vap will be 70 this year I believe

time to retire, old man. Well it would be if you had a job to retire from

 

[vixie]

Why would you care, little girl?

I don't Daddy. Are you going to spank me for being bad and asking questions?

ffs...

 

[jack]

Hardly. I reserve my spankings for those worthy.

 

[jack]

Maybe you could start another pawgs thread that the locals might give the tiniest fuck about.

Elsewhere I mean.

 

[vixie]

Hardly. I reserve my spankings for those worthy.

That's okay old man. Your whittle gnome heart could only take so much.

Plus, I didn't say I was interested. Did I?

 

[Mr. Toad]

That's okay old man. Your whittle gnome heart could only take so much.

Plus, I didn't say I was interested. Did I?

better not bring up the subject of Vap's heart. a couple years ago he had a heart attack while on a treadmill. We all had a good laugh. i think he has a pig's heart now

of course most people assumed that he didn't even have a heart to begin with

 

[eloisel]

So did Eloisel.

I turn 44 every chance I get. It was a very good year.

 

['Gear]

This is the first year I've consciously felt my age. When I look in the mirror I look 44 to me.

 

[vixie]

better not bring up the subject of Vap's heart. a couple years ago he had a heart attack while on a treadmill. We all had a good laugh. i think he has a pig's heart now

of course most people assumed that he didn't even have a heart to begin with

A heart attack isn't funny or laughable. He might be an azzhat (I dunno) but I wouldn't wish ill on him. Sheesh.

 

[vixie]

This is the first year I've consciously felt my age. When I look in the mirror I look 44 to me.

I find going to the gym helps. You have a beard, too. That makes you look older.

 

[eloisel]

This is the first year I've consciously felt my age. When I look in the mirror I look 44 to me.

Then I think, "cool. I'm 44. Anything over 21 and under dead is perfect."

 

['Gear]

Then I think, "cool. I'm 44. Anything over 21 and under dead is perfect."

I'm going to raise that to 30 and up (at least in my case), but yeah I see what you're saying.

 

[Sarek]

you know who does threaten people online (and on the phone)?

Vap

Is that what a woman calls playing with her vagina? Vap, vap, vap?

 

[starfish]

thats the sound of one gnome jacking, spock geek

 

[jack]

Poor failed freelancer, can't even draw for minimum wage. No wonder he emulates DH.