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A Village Far Far Away

Mirah

I love you
I think I am going to go work in a village far far away.
 
I want to live in a village from a Zelda game.
 
I want to live in Smurf village where I can smurf Smurfette, the village bicycle.
 
I am about to begin the application process.
I am stalling
for some reason
My surroundings
just do not feel right
tonight
there is
uncomfortableness in the air
in the air
in the air
air
air
tonight
air
tonight
tonight
air
uncomfortable
air
 
Get new air!
 
Was Smurfette also the mother of all the other Smurfs? Because if so that's sick.
 
I want to live in a village like Provincetown, on the tip of Cape Cod.
 
Cabot Cove for me (because I'd DIE pretty quickly.)
 
You can reinvent yourself in a village far far away.
 
Was Smurfette also the mother of all the other Smurfs? Because if so that's sick.
No. IIRC Probably Papa smurf was first, then all the smurfs, and then Gargamel created a girl smurf, which turned into smurfette later-she was created either to tempt, or woo, or to just be a bad ass smurf and distract the smurfs into his big boiling pot of stew.(I made most of this up, but no, Smurfette was not the mother of all smurfs"
 
Right, I watched Feminist Frequency video too.
 
I think I am going to go work in a village far far away.

Well, I called that one. Smurfs and all!
Still working on the "re-inventing" myself however.
That should just happen naturally.
 
Ick.

At your age you should be much further along.
 
Right, I watched Feminist Frequency video too.

I remember watching at least one of these prior, and then I watched one last night. All she did was tell me where all of the video game sex scenes were.
 
Ick.

At your age you should be much further along.

Is this in response to the "re-inventing" myself?
I was replying to what Headvoid said:

You can reinvent yourself in a village far far away.

Re-invention is not really my goal. But I am open to new adventures and new opportunities. Do you see a different goal that one should have, "at my age?" What is the criteria for where I should "be" in life? Is it based on monetary value or family size? I am curious to what you think Gear.
 
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR SMURFY JOURNEY.
 
It isn't Anchorhead, is it? That place is a dump. Although it is better than Mos Eisley.
 
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