Happy National Coming Out Day!

[CaptainWacky]

I'VE HAD GAY THOUGHTS.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I'm gay.

 

[Cassie]

I'M GAY FRIENDLY.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I'm going out for booze. Does that count?

 

[Mirah]

Some of my closest friends are gay! They let me touch their hair!

*Looks at notes*

Oh wait.

 

['Gear]

I know a black lesbian who manages a Costco. If, as a white heterosexual male, I befriend her do I get triple the libertarian points?

She looks like she could beat me at arm wrestling.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Some of my closest friends are gay! They let me touch their hair!

*Looks at notes*

Oh wait.

I like when straight identified boys touch my hair :3

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I hope to be brave enough to come out one day.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

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Which admittedly would have been more impressive if Michael Jackson had burst out of Diana Ross's skin. But we can't have everything.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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[Mirah]

I spent some time with a gay guy tonight. He is soooooo very handsome.

 

[CaptainWacky]

CAN I HAVE HIS NUMBER. FOR A FRIEND.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

So did anyone come out.

 

[Mirah]

CAN I HAVE HIS NUMBER. FOR A FRIEND.

He is so handsome, I cannot stop looking at him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't believe some Apple guy is gay! Who would ever associate Apple with homosexuality.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Apple came out 25 years after I did!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I didn't know he was in to begin with. I remember articles and people generally mentioning he was gay when he got the position. :-/

 

[Dr Dave]

Some of my closest friends are gay! They let me touch their hair!

*Looks at notes*

Oh wait.

For the last time, not gay.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who was the gayest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?