Time to set forward the doomsday clock!

[Dr Dave]

It's Election Day in The United States of America!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm mostly ignoring the news -- too depressing.

 

[rancidmilko]

I'm mostly ignoring the news -- too depressing.

There's always those "positive news" sites

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They won't have anything positive to report today...unless they are right-wing propaganda sites disguised as news...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you vote for Count Chocula?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TWICE! I used to go rogue and vote for Boo Berry, but that got me nowhere.

 

[rancidmilko]

They won't have anything positive to report today...unless they are right-wing propaganda sites disguised as news...

Weed just became legal in other places in the US, that's GREAT news

 

[Cassie]

Medical marijuana almost became legal in Floriduh 58% voted for it, just needed 60.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why do you need 60 for it to be legal?

 

[Cassie]

Because it was an amendment to the state constitution. Those require more than a simple majority to pass.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well that's not fair.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And they are usually successful at preventing at least 2% of the electorate from voting somehow, so there you go.

 

[Dr Dave]

TWICE! I used to go rogue and vote for Boo Berry, but that got me nowhere.

Boo Berry's position on abortion rights was displeasing.

 

[Dr Dave]

Medical marijuana almost became legal in Floriduh 58% voted for it, just needed 60.

They legalized marijuana here.

 

[Cassie]

420 ALL THE TIME

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[Dr Dave]

Meet Saira Blair: West Virginia's teen lawmaker

 

[CaptainWacky]

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