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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASSIE!

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
HAPPY CASSIEDAY!

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ENJOY EATING GRUMPY CAT'S FACE.
 
Happy birthday!

You just won an authentic Dr Dave drawing.
 
THANKS FRIENDS.
 
I have shaved my dog in celebration of this special day! This is not a euphemism. I have always openly called my cock and balls dog.

This entire post came across like The Saint. WHAT HAVE I BECUM?
 
YOU WERE BORN AND FOR THAT I AM GRATEFUL!
 
headvoid, now I will be thinking of you squirming with discomfort as your dog hair regrows.
 
woof?
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASSIE, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
 
LET'S ALL SEND CASSIE OUR HAIR.
 
Maybe I already have some of your hair and maybe i also made dolls and used your hair and also I snuggle them and say omg look it's CaptainWacky.
 
Your drawing is in transit to you.
 
YOUR POSTCARD IS IN THE MAIL.
 
HOT DAMN!
 
So that's why I woke up with a mysterious bald patch...
 
That Cassie!
 
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