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Don't forget to set your COCKS forward tonight

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
One hour less WANKING time tonight. :(
 
WE WERE AND HOUR CLOSER AND COULD ALMOST SEE EACH OTHER'S PORES BUT NOW WE SHALL BE AN HOUR FARTHER APART ONCE MORE FAREWELLLLLLlllllllledfafdgdf
 
OMG I will no longer be on time, but we will be in sync!
 
Woah it got to 3am fast!
 
Good man!
 
I awoke with a start last night. NOW I KNOW WHY.
 
Someone at work started the day with a bang trying to drive through the security gate which wasn't open yet.

Could be clock related.
 
Or cock related!
 
Well he probably felt like a cock
 
Would Eggs feel it if I was wanking over someone who used to be in ones of his avatars (as a random example)?
 
In theory, yes.
 
(It was Manuel.)
 
Bugs Bunny would also have been an acceptable answer.
 
But only when he dresses up as a woman no homo (lol who am I kidding.)
 
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