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Thread to discuss Dr Dave's Surprise Birthday Party!

Love Child

Love Child

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Dr Dave's Birthday is this week and we are throwing a surprise party for him! Don't worry, I have this thread on sooper sekrit lock down so he can't see it, but everyone else can!

Eggs, are you hiring the person to jump out of the cake this year?
 
There is a problem with that plan Love Child.
 
What is the problem Mirah?
 
Well, I just found out Dr Dave doesn't actually like surprises.
 
Also, I am pretty sure you can't actually block someone from seeing a thread. What a great idea krinkle cup! Good One!
 
I don't care God Dammit! Someone is jumpting out of a God Dammed Cake you assholes! And if Dr Dave doesn't smile at least once one of us is going to slap him on the ass at least a million times more than his age!
 
I am pretty sure Dr Dave doesn't even like birthday parties.
Cancel the social distance strippers.
 
Will they be Canadian Geese?
 
Mirah said:
I am pretty sure Dr Dave doesn't even like birthday parties.
Cancel the social distance strippers.
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No need to punish the service workers.
 
Mirah said:
I am pretty sure Dr Dave doesn't even like birthday parties.
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I have it on good authority that Dr Dave doesn't have a birthday, because he was assembled in a garage in Reseda from a "Build Your Own Dr Dave" kit. They were very rare.
 
I have one. Should I assemble it now, or keep it intact in case the value goes up?
 
In a capitalist society, all things are more valuable sealed in the box.

If top hat were one word, it would be tophat which looks like too-fat.
 
The Highwayman said:
I have it on good authority that Dr Dave doesn't have a birthday, because he was assembled in a garage in Reseda from a "Build Your Own Dr Dave" kit. They were very rare.
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A Surprise Builtday Party then. Happy Day of Your Assemblage, Dave.
 
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