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Thread to discuss Dr Dave's Surprise Birthday Party!

Seriously how the fuck do you find out about upcoming birthdays on this forum now? Didn't there used to be a calendar that showed you all the upcoming dates or something.
 
Sometimes I type in "Birthday" into the search function and then I can find/remember when people's birthdays are. BUT THAT IS BECAUSE I PROBABLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO!
 
Will there be beard shaving at this event? Who will jump out of the cake? Where is the rest of the food coming from?
 
Just 2 hours until Dr Dave's birthday.

Hey Dr Dave! I heard that the pirate ship called you in for work! You better go to work today! *wink *wink

Okay that is everyone's cue! Get in to place! When Dr Dave goes to work-or thinks he is going to work, he is going to be diverted to the surprise party instead! Oh, hold on, I'm getting a phone call, hang on.
*Answers phone
"What? Some virus? What? No! What do you mean not more than 10 people? How do I not know about this!? Someone is getting fired!" I almost hang up the phone and then I say, "Wait what about the midgets? They are immune right? And the strippers? They've got to be immune to all of this!"
I listen to the voice on the other end of the phone for a few seconds
"A time machine? Like a tardis? Dr Who?"
I stand looking confused
"But its Dr Dave's Birthday!"

To be continued
 
Well I think there are only 10 here posting anyway
*Counts
Well maybe just under 10!
So that will be all of us and 1 midget stripper!
 
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