I don't like anything

[Eat Shit And Die]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

I dont see a birthday cake anywhere and STOP LOOKINNG LIKE A SCRUFFY LONG HAIRED DATA!!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I completely thought that was Spiner on first glance.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Autistic masking - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I think doing this a lot of my life (not always consciously) is part of why I sometimes think I "don't like anything." Because you pretend to like things for so long you can't remember if you really like them or if it's pretend or if BILLY BRICKS THE BIG BASTARD BUMFACE OF BELGIUM ARRESTED FOR SINGING KITTEN SOUP IN DOGLAND, STARMER CALLS FOR HIS IMMEDIATE EXECTUION IN POWER MOVE, BARNEY BAMPOT TO DEFEND IN COURT OF LAURA, KARL KENNEDY TO BE SPUN OFF FROM NEIGHBOURS INTO NEW SHOW WHERE HE SLEEPS WITH WOMEN THIRTY YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM THEN RATES THEIR PERFORMACNE OUT OF TEN BUT ALWAYS JUST SAYS "OOOOH, NICE!" INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY RATING THE PERFORMANCE OUT OF TEN, CHINESE PEOPLE ARE JUST LIKE US, REALLY so yeah it's confusing.

 

[Mirah]

I'm just tryin to live my life
drink my coffee
but nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I got a new travel mug with a lid because apparently I break everything I own and all of my lids are borked
It has only been 2 weeks and this fucking lid seal is broken and I keep dripping coffee all over myself
I fucking hate fucking fuck fuck

 

[Mirah]

Also
Everytime I was trying to type lids-it was changing it to kids. That is fucked up because I was trying to type that I am harsh to my kids <------------ see! I have no kids! FUCKING AI ChatBot Bullshit
Fuck Fuck


lol
I'm fine
its fine
everything is fine

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I like coffee with milk
I was out of milk
I was unhappy
I ordered some groceries
In the grocery order there was a carton of milk
I'm having coffee with milk now
I am happy again

 

[Mirah]

Oh good. I was worried it was going to be one of those things where all of the stores are out of bread, milk and TP and sometimes (eggs!)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, they WERE out of:

My brand of egg substitute (I got egg whites instead)
Potato & Pea samosas (substituted Chickpea Masala samosas)
Large container of blueberries (substituted smaller container of pricier organic blueberries)
Tuna salad (refunded because I don't like chicken salad or egg salad)

But that's what I get for waiting until the Friday before a storm to get groceries...

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Loktar]

Well, they WERE out of:

My brand of egg substitute (I got egg whites instead)
Potato & Pea samosas (substituted Chickpea Masala samosas)
Large container of blueberries (substituted smaller container of pricier organic blueberries)
Tuna salad (refunded because I don't like chicken salad or egg salad)

But that's what I get for waiting until the Friday before a storm to get groceries...

I shopped Saturday afternoon and surprisingly found everything I needed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You should follow TV writer/producer Gary Janetti on Insta:

 

[Mirah]

OMG I cannot stand personal space invaders or whatever you call them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why do people have to make noises with their mouths.

 

[Loktar]

Why do people have to make noises with their mouths.

Because sometimes it makes them famous.

 

[Mirah]

Why do people have to make noises with their mouths.

Better a mouth than an ass?

 

[CaptainWacky]

why don't i control reality yet

 

[Loktar]

why don't i control reality yet

Because reality is an illusion.