Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Volpone]

This is how it starts...

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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So Elon Musk can push a button and stop every Tesla in its tracks, but these bozos didn't think to make a kill switch for the RoboHula?

 

[Volpone]

OK. Hear me out: Robot benihana chefs. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

 

[Loktar]

OK. Hear me out: Robot benihana chefs. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Knife knowing you.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

OK. Hear me out: Robot benihana chefs. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Everything.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Mentalist]

So Elon Musk can push a button and stop every Tesla in its tracks, but these bozos didn't think to make a kill switch for the RoboHula?

This is the firs thing I thought of watching the video

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

The longer I look at this one, the harder and more uncontrollable my laughter gets:

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

Saw a video about streethawk today, I forgot Chakotay was in the pilot episode, killed by Kruge ironically.

 

[whisky]

I managed to wash my foot in the sink, I'm still worthy!

 

[whisky]

There are a lot of pictures of Stephen Arnell in shorts for Baywatch doing the rounds, if that's your sort of thing.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

In today's log of shitty old television viewing, I'm currently watching a particularly crappy episode of 1970s Wonder Woman, and it has Radar O'Reilly and a pre-Miami Vice Ricardo Tubbs in it. Wonder Woman bent the barrel of a bad actor's gun, and then in the next scene the barrel was straight again.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Mentalist]

This latest drama lol

Jorginho criticises Chappell Roan security guard for making daughter cry

Ex-Chelsea and Arsenal midfielder Jorginho goes viral with a social media post alleging singer Chappell Roan's security guard made his daughter cry.

www.bbc.com

Former Chelsea and Arsenal player Jorginho may be best known as a defensive midfielder - but he has gone viral on social media for his attack on pop singer Chappell Roan, alleging her security guard reduced his 11-year-old daughter to tears.

The 34-year-old Italy international, who has dual Brazilian citizenship and now plays for Flamengo in Rio de Janeiro, claimed in a post on Instagram, external that his family suffered the "very upsetting situation" over breakfast at a hotel in Sao Paulo, Brazil.

The former Premier League midfielder said his daughter was a big Chappell Roan fan and had made a sign to take to the Lollapalooza music festival in Sao Paulo, which the singer was headlining.

He says his daughter recognised the star while eating at a nearby table and walked past her, smiled, then went back to her seat without saying anything or asking anything of the Pink Pony Club singer.

"What happened next was completely disproportionate," he wrote.

"A large security guard came over to their table while they were still having breakfast and began speaking in an extremely aggressive manner to both my wife [Catherine Harding] and my daughter, saying that she shouldn't allow my daughter to 'disrespect' or 'harass' other people."

He added: "He even said he would file a complaint against them with the hotel, while my 11-year-old daughter was sitting there in tears. My daughter was extremely shaken and cried a lot."

Chappell Roan has been approached by the BBC for comment but has not yet responded to Jorginho's claims.

The footballer said he understood well the pressures of public attention after playing 57 times for Italy - helping them win the European title in 2021 by beating England at Wembley.

He has also played for elite clubs across Europe and Brazil - winning the Champions League and Europa League with Chelsea and silverware in Italy with Napoli.

But he added: "I understand very well what respect and boundaries are. What happened there was not that. It was just a child admiring someone.

"It's sad to see this kind of treatment coming from those who should understand the importance of fans. At the end of the day, they are the ones who build all of this.

"I sincerely hope this serves as a moment of reflection. No-one should have to go through this, especially not a child."

Jorginho finished his impassioned post with a direct message to Chappell Roan, written in capital letters: "WITHOUT YOUR FANS, YOU WOULD BE NOTHING. AND TO THE FANS, SHE DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR AFFECTION."

The "unexpected beef", as described by some commentators, led to a flood of responses on social media in support of Jorginho and his family - some serious, some tongue-in-cheek.

Rio de Janeiro's mayor, Eduardo Cavaliere, wrote that he intended to ban Chappell Roan from performing in his city, adding that Jorginho's daughter would be invited as a guest of honour to the city's Todo Mundo music festival in May.

Others cited her previous comments about fans' "creepy" and "stalker-like-behaviour", external.

Some also poked fun at the Grammy Award winner for lacking the credentials to play in the Premier League.

Jorginho has a crazy crossover fanbase of completely unhinged ultras. He's a dual national of both Brazil and Italy, an Italian international and a former player of both Chelsea and Arsenal and currently playing for Flamengo. To add even more drama to the drama buffet, Jorginho is the girls STEP father. Her biological dad is JUDE LAW.

This is not a sane bunch of people who support Jorginhho at these clubs. Trust me, I'm one of them.

I swear, Elon does NOT deserve how good football twitter is.

 

[Mentalist]