Volpone
Zombie Hunter
I hate humans and 21st century America so much.
Needed lawnmower gas. And gas treatment. But I hate dealing with pump prepay so I put the gas on the card and then went in for the fuel stabilizer. The pump didn't print me a receipt, so as I was paying for the fuel stabilizer I asked them to run me a receipt for the gas. They printed me a receipt for the gas. But not for the fuel stabilizer. "Oh, you wanted a receipt for that?" No. I only want receipts for gasoline. And tacos. Everything else I don't care about. Yes, dumbass, if I want a receipt for gas I'm also going to want a receipt for the stabilizer I'm going to put in the gas.
This is why I prefer dealing with machines to dealing with humans. Although sometimes the humans don't maintain receipt roll in the machines so I need to deal with the humans anyway--and they're inevitably as stupid as you'd expect them to be.
[edit]Didn't see the above. Well that gets my stupidity beat. Congratulations. Time for humanity to go and let the cockroaches have their shot.
Needed lawnmower gas. And gas treatment. But I hate dealing with pump prepay so I put the gas on the card and then went in for the fuel stabilizer. The pump didn't print me a receipt, so as I was paying for the fuel stabilizer I asked them to run me a receipt for the gas. They printed me a receipt for the gas. But not for the fuel stabilizer. "Oh, you wanted a receipt for that?" No. I only want receipts for gasoline. And tacos. Everything else I don't care about. Yes, dumbass, if I want a receipt for gas I'm also going to want a receipt for the stabilizer I'm going to put in the gas.
This is why I prefer dealing with machines to dealing with humans. Although sometimes the humans don't maintain receipt roll in the machines so I need to deal with the humans anyway--and they're inevitably as stupid as you'd expect them to be.
[edit]Didn't see the above. Well that gets my stupidity beat. Congratulations. Time for humanity to go and let the cockroaches have their shot.
