1-800-pee-stain

[bertskocka]

somebody's been sleeping in my bed.

i have to subspecies to interview. they will reply soon....watch!

.

 

[Loktar]

Is the the down with the brown hotline?




1-800-POO-STAIN?


No?





Damn, I misdialed.





Was really looking to get shat on by a fat black ho.

 

[The Question]

i have to subspecies to interview.

Can we get a crackhead-to-English translation, please?

 

[bertskocka]

nutthuggery.

 

[Loktar]

You ain't hugging deez nutts!

 

[bertskocka]

nut-thuggery.

your a crossbreed. i can see whys you'd make that mistake.

nut hanging faa....

 

[Loktar]

nut-thuggery.

your a crossbreed. i can see whys you'd make that mistake.

nut hanging faa....

...favorite person in the whole world you'd like bump firsts with.

Invite a nigga friend and lets make this an Oreo Fist Bunch Sammich.

 

[bertskocka]

l knew you were queer for me. but no, hell no.

not even in your sexiest female outfit. hell no! perverted piece of.....no.




*laughing*

this isn't good.

 

[Loktar]

*laughs evilly*

So how do like to dunk your Oreo's? Do you lick them fist?

 

[bertskocka]

you're a fatass, you will eat the whole damn bag.

oreo!

 

[Loktar]

Not the whole bag. I just lick the cream and leave the black cookies all crumbled.

 

[bertskocka]

i bet you wash that "cream" down with chocolate milk.

dark chocolate.

do you like molasses?

 

[Loktar]

do you like molasses?

No I don't like to MOLest ASSES.

 

[bertskocka]

Why? They have NUTS and white cream filling in the middle.

Molasses...better than chocolate.

 

[Loktar]

No its not better to MOLest chocolate asses. I think that may be a hate crime as well as sexual ASSault.