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2005 Golden Cookie Awards & more

Sparkle Muffin said:
If you aren't to spectacularly busy, think you might be able to fit me into your schedule so you can fill me in some more?
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DAYUM! Chill huzzy.

It's not like his children are deep dark secrets, he's talked about them here before.
 
Even I know about his daughter.

But then again, that's only because he's said he doesn't want me teaching her. ;)
 
Laker_Girl said:
DAYUM! Chill huzzy.

It's not like his children are deep dark secrets, he's talked about them here before.
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Damn it's good to have you back!!!! No one says it quite like you do!!!

:bigass:
 
Laker_Girl said:
DAYUM! Chill huzzy.

It's not like his children are deep dark secrets, he's talked about them here before.
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Well I didn't know about them so forgive the fuck outta me.
 
I thought everybody knew about Connor and Kira by now. I just got off the phone with them and their mother, incidentally. I love my little mutants. :D
 
No, but then I don't make a habit of reading every single thing you've ever posted. Maybe I should :P
 
Sparkle Muffin said:
Well I didn't know about them so forgive the fuck outta me.
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No.

And if you loved Q as much as your jealousy suggests you would read absolutely everything he posts. And that is why I will be marrying him.
 
Laker_Girl said:
No.

And if you loved Q as much as your jealousy suggests you would read absolutely everything he posts. And that is why I will be marrying him.
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LMAO!! L_G, can I come to the wedding? I know people both in AZ and CA, so you won't even have to put me up. ;)
 
WooHoo! Thanks, L_G!

The wedding favors should be little troll dolls in Lakers jerseys with a question mark on the back.

Think about it! :bigass:
 
Oh, frickin' pish tosh!!!!!

L_G, you are an intelligent, motivated, passionate caring woman. You'll be married before you know it.

Now stop being so down on your Laker lovin' self and get out there and have some fun for a change!!! :D
 
Laker_Girl said:
The favors will be pigs with wings because the day someone actually wants to marry me, pigs will fly.
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Pf! If I were a rich and famous writer already (instead of eking out spending cash writing fetish porn) you'd be well on your way already. :D
 
Whatever L_G. I don't have all of the time in the world to read his posts. I'd rather ask him over the phone or to his face.
 
Oooh. Aced by the "I have RL access" card.

L_G....you've been checked. Care to go for a check and mate?

(I know I'm instigating, but dammit, I've been ill. Except for some really good chicken wings, this is the most fun I've had all day. Humor me, people!).
 
Sparkle Muffin said:
Whatever L_G. I don't have all of the time in the world to read his posts. I'd rather ask him over the phone or to his face.
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Oh...I'm so moded...Oh wait that's right I'd bet every last penny I had that if I asked Q for his phone number he'd give it to me...OH WAIT! Here it is, right here. Yeah he gave it to me long before you ever showed up. And sweetheart, AZ is just a wee little 6 hour drive from me and I have no doubt that me showing up at his door would put a smile on his face not strike him with panic and fear like when you show up.

Check and mate.
 
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