2009 Nobel Peace Prize winner

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

The whole Nobel Prize thing was created by a man who felt "guilty" about having such a poor legacy as being seen as as a "killer" for his invention of dynamite-- an invention which brought a fast end to WWI

It was created out of guilt, and to this day it appears to be awarded out of guilt.

The NP means nothing, really, other than being a balm to assuage a dead man's guilty conscience.

 

[FBI parte due]

Well, that and rewarding exemplary achievement in science and literature.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

The whole Nobel Prize thing was created by a man who felt "guilty" about having such a poor legacy as being seen as as a "killer" for his invention of dynamite-- an invention which brought a fast end to WWI

It was created out of guilt, and to this day it appears to be awarded out of guilt.

The NP means nothing, really, other than being a balm to assuage a dead man's guilty conscience.

Yes --it was similar to the namesake of the Conair Award, who committed suicide when he learned that his invention had turned the tide of war in Southeast Asia.

 

[Conchaga]

I think he should earn it for his environmental policy, actually.

Just look at this!

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[The Question]

He got it for being the first black President of the U.S. I'm not sure how much work he put into being black, and after watching Bush's televised appearances it seems Bobo the Space-monkey has a shot at being President of the U.S. Apparently it's like one of those prizes you get for being the 15th caller to one of those morning shows.

"Hey, am I the 15th caller?" "You sure are! You just won a free copy of Rob Zombie's latest album!"

"Hey, am I the first black U.S. President?" "You sure are! You just won the Nobel Peace Prize!"

He'll probably sell it to his dormmate for a Chocodile and a beer.

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

I think he should earn it for his environmental policy, actually.

Just look at this!

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:rofl:

 

[Bickendan]

Fuck off & die in a fire faggot. Go suck Conchaga's asscorking dick some more.

Wait. Confused here: Are you calling me a cigarette, a stick or a bassoon? Clarify before using a catch-all word in a failed attempt at flaming.

Oh, but of course! I think I know part of the problem! You're looking at my AV as inspiration! You must have meant 'bassoon'. Sorry, that's a clarinet, not a bassoon.

 

[The Question]

Why are people calling the guy "the great uniter"? Who the fuck has he united, supposedly?

 

[bad dog]

I will laugh when the dumb nigger gets shot. kegger at my house for a fucking week.

 

[Conchaga]

I'll be there with bells on and a bag of weed!

 

[The Question]

The bag of weed WOULD explain the bells.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I will laugh when the dumb nigger gets shot. kegger at my house for a fucking week.

And I, as a superior CANADIAN, am laughing at you and the rest of you fucking Americans for being lorded over by a fucking CHIMPANZEE like Obama! Bwaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa! We Canadians are loving it! It is why we toss bananas across our border.

 

[Bickendan]

You have bananas in Canada? :bigass:

Hey Dickheadon, you know damn well FAGGOT means HOMOSEXUAL in the United States. & you GORGE on Conchaga's asscorkin...

I'm Belgian. Unlike uncultured heathens like you, we tend to preserve the original meanings of words when using English.

Cas ce fait vraiments gay, tu sais...

 

[SaintLucifer]

You have bananas in Canada? :bigass:


I'm Belgian. Unlike uncultured heathens like you, we tend to preserve the original meanings of words when using English.

Cas ce fait vraiments gay, tu sais...

Uh, yes we do, you moron.

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

Luci likes pink bananas.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Luci likes pink bananas.

Someone's colourblind. Those bananas are YELLOW, just like my beloved text colour, you daft cunt. This is another reason why I chose yellow as my text colour:

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

Someone's colourblind. Those bananas are YELLOW, just like my beloved text colour, you daft cunt. This is another reason why I chose yellow as my text colour:

Simmer down. Of course I know what color those bananas were in the pic. I also know what you like.

Two different things.

Please keep up.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Simmer down. Of course I know what color those bananas were in the pic. I also know what you like.

Two different things.

Please keep up.

Just because you are a lesbian, and parts of my country allow for gay marriage does not mean you have the right to insult my flag.

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

Just because you are a lesbian, and parts of my country allow for gay marriage does not mean you have the right to insult my flag.

"LESBIAN"... is that canadian retardese for "WOMAN THAT LUCI WOULD NEVER STAND A CHANCE WITH"?

 

[OS@M@'s Dick]