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A day in the life...

Messenger said:
Scary stuff! He's Canadian - do you really want him to have a heart attack?
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No problem with me experiencing a heart attack. I would be smiling on my way to the Canadian hospital in an Canadian ambulance knowing I will be treated by Canadian doctors (best in the world) and after receiving life-saving operations I will sleep with pleasure knowing I need not mortgage my house to pay for it. Upon full recuperation, I would skip as I leave the Canadian hospital knowing that my Canadian medical 'bill' has been paid for with Canadian dollars. I need not sign a single form throughout the entire experience. In and out. Booya as your nigger Americans would say. Do take care with that burger dear child. You could end up losing everything you own and STILL owe cash afterwards if ever you are operated on in an American hospital. Oopsy. Look at all those medical forms you need to sign and in triplicate. Tch, tch. Yes, I see you tossing your burger into that garbage bin next to you.
 
SaintLucifer said:
No problem with me experiencing a heart attack. I would be smiling on my way to the Canadian hospital in an Canadian ambulance knowing I will be treated by Canadian doctors (best in the world) and after receiving life-saving operations I will sleep with pleasure knowing I need not mortgage my house to pay for it. Upon full recuperation, I would skip as I leave the Canadian hospital knowing that my Canadian medical 'bill' has been paid for with Canadian dollars. I need not sign a single form throughout the entire experience. In and out. Booya as your nigger Americans would say. Do take care with that burger dear child. You could end up losing everything you own and STILL owe cash afterwards if ever you are operated on in an American hospital. Oopsy. Look at all those medical forms you need to sign and in triplicate. Tch, tch. Yes, I see you tossing your burger into that garbage bin next to you.
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SaintLucifer said:
Hello ISCHY!! How are you??!! Damn but that was a funny little ditty. Please allow me to shake your hand and honour such humour. Well done!!
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So now you're actin' all cozy, huh? Bipolar much?
 
Ishcabittle said:
So now you're actin' all cozy, huh? Bipolar much?
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Come now. I give credit where credit is due. If you do not wish to accept my exaltations than so be it. You need not be impolite about it.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Wish you would come to Canada and do the same thing. 5 years just for OWNING that gun.
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Yep. Ain't America great? Not only can I own a gun, I can carry it concealed legally, and use it to protect my home and family.

What do you do? Throw a vase and run like hell?
 
SaintLucifer said:
Come now. I give credit where credit is due. If you do not wish to accept my exaltations than so be it. You need not be impolite about it.
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Hmm... let's see. Where to start?
 
Sarek said:
Yep. Ain't America great? Not only can I own a gun, I can carry it concealed legally, and use it to protect my home and family.

What do you do? Throw a vase and run like hell?
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Do not for a moment think I have never asked my own government the same question. You may own a gun but you must wait 5 years after you sign a gun-ownership registration form whereupon the government will decide 'is this guy going to be trouble for us never mind the fact he could pick up an 'Uzi' on the streets of Toronto within 5 minutes'. Once you are given permission to own a gun, you must then keep that gun under lock and key. If a criminal breaks into your house, you must take the time to ask yourself 'if I look for the key to the box and take out the gun, should I shoot the fucker because I could be looking at a life sentence'. This is key because if you kill the fucker, you will earn more time in jail than if you were robbing a bank with an unregistered handgun. Right now our government is considering banning handguns. Assault rifles are already illegal. I have nothing to do with these decisions. This is all the work of fucking bleeding-heart, pinko socialist limp-wristed liberals which is why I have never in my fucking life voted for anything other than Conservative.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Do not for a moment think I have never asked my own government the same question. You may own a gun but you must wait 5 years after you sign a gun-ownership registration form whereupon the government will decide 'is this guy going to be trouble for us never mind the fact he could pick up an 'Uzi' on the streets of Toronto within 5 minutes'. Once you are given permission to own a gun, you must then keep that gun under lock and key. If a criminal breaks into your house, you must take the time to ask yourself 'if I look for the key to the box and take out the gun, should I shoot the fucker because I could be looking at a life sentence'. This is key because if you kill the fucker, you will earn more time in jail than if you were robbing a bank with an unregistered handgun. Right now our government is considering banning handguns. Assault rifles are already illegal. I have nothing to do with these decisions. This is all the work of fucking bleeding-heart, pinko socialist limp-wristed liberals which is why I have never in my fucking life voted for anything other than Conservative.
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Maybe if he bothered to use paragraphs and stopped being such a dick all the time....
 
SaintLucifer said:
Do not for a moment think I have never asked my own government the same question. You may own a gun but you must wait 5 years after you sign a gun-ownership registration form whereupon the government will decide 'is this guy going to be trouble for us never mind the fact he could pick up an 'Uzi' on the streets of Toronto within 5 minutes'. Once you are given permission to own a gun, you must then keep that gun under lock and key. If a criminal breaks into your house, you must take the time to ask yourself 'if I look for the key to the box and take out the gun, should I shoot the fucker because I could be looking at a life sentence'. This is key because if you kill the fucker, you will earn more time in jail than if you were robbing a bank with an unregistered handgun. Right now our government is considering banning handguns. Assault rifles are already illegal. I have nothing to do with these decisions. This is all the work of fucking bleeding-heart, pinko socialist limp-wristed liberals which is why I have never in my fucking life voted for anything other than Conservative.
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Boo hoo. We can own guns and kill people if they trespass. You can't, boo fucking hoo. You would think with the badass health care system up there you would be allowed to shoot whoever you want. No head or chest shots, though. That would be rude.
 
Ishcabittle said:
Boo hoo. We can own guns and kill people if they trespass. You can't, boo fucking hoo. You would think with the badass health care system up there you would be allowed to shoot whoever you want. No head or chest shots, though. That would be rude.
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I merely base the facts upon the individual who received a 4 year sentence for killing an armed man who trespassed into his home. The Canadian (Liberal) government attempted to have him put away for life.
 
Ishcabittle said:
Keep flappin' yer jaws, cunt. Keep flappin' yer jaws.
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Do calm yourself. I know how we may return you to good spirits!! Read that story you wrote which is supposed to be about me! That would be fun! Come on, read it.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Do calm yourself. I know how we may return you to good spirits!! Read that story you wrote which is supposed to be about me! That would be fun! Come on, read it.
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Oh yeah, I've been meaning to ask, how much of that is true? The coffee bit at least, right? And the chronic, habitual masturbation, right?
 
Ishcabittle said:
Oh yeah, I've been meaning to ask, how much of that is true? The coffee bit at least, right? And the chronic, habitual masturbation, right?
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Tell me, how did your mind lead you to envision such possibilities? Experience? Those things actually happen to you instead? Was that an exerpt from your diary? Is that why it is so neat? So clear?
 
SaintLucifer said:
Tell me, how did your mind lead you to envision such possibilities? Experience? Those things actually happen to you instead? Was that an exerpt from your diary? Is that why it is so neat? So clear?
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No, I'm fucking psychic you dumb block of shit.
 
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